Marcella Yakalis

89% dry shampoo, 11% coffee I never finish.
Work at @Pangyrus, and elsewhere.
bitch of all trades
MarCELLuh not MarCHELLuh.

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

still feeling so incredibly lucky (must be the gap 😉 ) to have found a home for this essay.

[Pangyrus Literary Magazine @Pangyrus]

What if someone offered to fix the one thing you've always hated about the way you look? What if that one thing really does turn out to be everything? Read "Diastema," a new essay by Marcella Yakalis.

https://t.co/yigtPRvFL6

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

So are these still called tweets or…? I just want the little blue bird back

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

@AmieGrace Enjoy the pregnancy hair while you have it lmao. Chop it 3 months PP when your hormones level out. OR right before you have him for low maintenance.

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

@AmieGrace Don’t worry he’ll remember how to do it when he’s out 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

my 7 month old every time he gets his diaper changed lately

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

Me as a mom

[living morganism 🌱 @ok_girlfriend]

a weighted blanket isn't enough, I need whatever is happening here

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

@AmieGrace Aka lightning crotch 😂

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

In the middle of this ugh.

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

@AmieGrace Yep that tracks.

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

@AmieGrace When I was pregnant I was trying to remember the band Type O Negative and Ian wasn’t getting it and I just shouted “BLOOD” and that was prob my best pregnancy brain moment.

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

I had chronic UTIs from the time I was 5 until I got my period at 13. I hope this will keep kids from going through that. Ugh.

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

How are babies so fucking strong?

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

@AmieGrace If he hasn’t yet, just wait until he literally kicks the breath out of you 😂🙃🫠

[Sam Reich @samreich]

ah, summer: warm nights, lazy days, ants in the house, we can't leave anything on the counters because of the ants, jesus fucking christ there's ants on my mouthguard, now i have to wear a mouthguard that was just crawling with fucking ants, the beach

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

When I started Workin’ Moms I did not expect this funny Canadian show to be a fucking gut punch every time I turned the TV on. Maybe it’s the fact that I have a baby now but man. Good content.

[KingMediocrity92🩷💜💙 @Curtis_R92]

A rainbow shirt in target won't turn your kids gay but the entire cast of The Mummy certainly will.

[Marcella Yakalis @marcellajoleen]

All the white boys immediately lamenting Cormac McCarthy’s death on my timeline are exactly who I expected it to be. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Chloe Bellerby @ChloeBellerbyMH]

Anti-depressants *when it’s hot outside* IMPORTANT information that NO-ONE talks about… a thread 🧵