Marcelle Moist

Dethroned cunt, goddess of purity

[Marcelle Moist @MarcelleMoist]

russian roulette, but with a cum filled water gun

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Dormant but breathing, still breathing.

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Wandering in the lush forest of dreams, hidden by the shadow of its ever branching trees. But the chainsaw of reality screeches in the gloom

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Of course I don't believe in love at first sight. I'm not shallow enough to fall in love with looks.

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I was in love twice. With a woman then with a man.I thought the next one'll be a dog or a plant but no, it had to be a mythological creature

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I broke my arm in the mosh pit at the Unicorn in Camden, how cool is that?

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My vagina likes to get to know new people. My brain is hard to impress. My heart is an impenetrable fortress surrounded by deadly traps.

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Me: Fuck off! Him: No! M: I'm gay. H: Just give me a chance! M: I'm married. H: I don't care! M: I don't shave my legs. H: Oh. -fucks off-

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I'm in love with the bouncer at my local pub so next time before he searches my bag I'll pack it with lube and handcuffs as a subtle hint.

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Him: We talked yesterday, do you remember? Me: Uh, no, hope I haven't said something like 'Ravage me in the loo O sexy vampire bouncer!'

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Ruined makeup, torn clothes, bruises everywhere, soaked in sweat and blood - I look exactly the same after a gang rape and a mosh pit

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I'm not playing hard to get, I simply don't want to fuck.

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@saraespivey But not as beautiful as you.. :) Thanks! <3

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Placed some satanist necro vomit porn in a folder named 'porn' to distract people going through my pc from the really nasty stuff.

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@thecompletejeff Yeah, there's nothing like a romantic, candlelit dinner that we vomit into each other's mouth. @hellobaphomet

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@hellobaphomet Then we really do have a lot in common. I love warm blood as much as frozen corpses. @sniffmypickle

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@hellobaphomet I had to sneak out to the loo to masturbate with a bread knife that gently stimulates my fist-hardened cervix @sniffmypickle

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@sniffmypickle You can be the corpse. Due to well guarded mortuaries I have low standards, dead inside is sufficient for me @hellobaphomet

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@sniffmypickle Yeah, I've been secretly fantasising about a threesome with @hellobaphomet and a frozen corpse since we followed each other.

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@yg_mitchell Necrophiles are different. Some prefer their corpses clean and well preserved, others half decayed and swarming with maggots.