Marcellus Jones

BIG MEATY CLAWS

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

i live rent free in his head

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

He lucky this ain’t happen in 2025, shawty would’ve came on Twitter sayin “IMAGINE WHAT JUST HAPPENED” 😭

[Eggquan Targaryen 🇵🇸 @DapoElCapo]

Kids so unhinged that child probably having the time of their life

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

oh you stole my mario party star? go fuck yourself. we will never be friends ever again.

[shane @shanesclassy]

god himself was in that studio

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

Sad thing is Aaron Rodgers can’t even go be a family man. He just gotta go back to his Cabin on shutter island

[Shrek @Shrek]

The Shrek 2 DVD menu was a vibe.

[beep @beepbat]

No silence hits like this silence

[SkattaDrt🎯 @SkattaDart]

Refs when they see the Giants playing good football

[Me @KirkWrites79]

Complaining while getting the job done >>>>>>>>

[Fittie Smalls @FittieSmalls]

Regressing from trash to dogshit takes special talent

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

shrek 2 is a labor day movie because there’s a scene where shrek gains the trust of fairy godmother’s worker by saying he’s from a labor union.

[Quin @FinkUp100]

“Nick bosa with his 11th sack of the first half!!”

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

guy who drafts his fantasy team entirely off vibes taking his time to pick…

while the guy with the machine learning adaptive value-based computer model waits his turn

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

BRUNO😭😭😭

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

F. Scott Fitzgerald, can you feel it

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Have done zero prep for my fantasy draft this year we’re drafting purely based on aura