Marcelo Villegas

freshly snipes

[Charlie Baker @MAGovArchive]

The accusations brought against Judge Kavanaugh are sickening and deserve an independent investigation. There should be no vote in the Senate.

[Marcelo Villegas @marcelo_villy]

@MalNBCBoston Nice meeting you today. Hope i was able to help.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

GOP Promotes Carly Fiorina To Male Candidate After Strong Debate Showing http://t.co/nND38tIPP3

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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[Marcelo Villegas @marcelo_villy]

@FredToucher mf doom shirt? Ftw

[Marcelo Villegas @marcelo_villy]

G shit https://t.co/Li9XGlJioy

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Huckabee Campaign Suspended After Candidate Trapped In Briar Patch http://t.co/XmoeaiNdFO

[diplo @diplo]

Brb hitting the Quan

[The Onion @TheOnion]

“I usually don’t go in for that spooky shit, but that vampire has quite the rack.” – @JoeBiden http://t.co/kC2dnnDmU9

[Karl Welzein @DadBoner]

'Morial Day is the American time to remember, while drinkin' to forget.

[Marcelo Villegas @marcelo_villy]

@BadLuckBec riffraff4lyf

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

As Drake rinses his hair, he stares at the bottle of Johnson & Johnson shampoo. "No more tears" it reads.

He sighs. "Maybe one day."

[Marcelo Villegas @marcelo_villy]

@jwiggs85 ain't nothing good to come out of hanging around by the Lynn commons wiggy

[Marcelo Villegas @marcelo_villy]

@moniswa_ follow @RidingPaulaDeen. You're welcome.

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

A motel room. TV blaring. "Police are tonight chasing a suspect..."

"At least one of us is a wanted man tonight," Drake sighs.

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

Drake is asked by a young boy, "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

Drake responds, "She comes first, she always comes first."

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

Drake pushes B to stop his Bulbasaur from evolving. He leans in close to his Game Boy. "You don't have to change for me," he whispers.

[Stuff Drake Does @StuffDrakeDoes]

Using a quill, Drake writes "You could do better" onto a scrap of parchment. He puts it into a glass bottle, and tosses it out to sea.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Investigation Of What Fell Off Nightstand Postponed Until Morning http://t.co/MtQc092FEF