Little Orson has taught me to stop taking everything so seriously and to find joy in everything life has to offer! Run around, be silly, eat awesome food! Live in the moment! 🥹
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#corgi#CorgiLover#dogsoftwitter#ilovemydog
I think about what my “I Think About This A Lot” would be, and currently it’s when that dude on Shark Tank said he wanted to “rail Herjavec in the teeth”
@elonmusk What did I tell you about hacking my account? Also you owe me $5. Remember last week when we went to In-N-Out and you forgot your card so I said I’d spot you and you said you’d PayPal me that night? Also you had some of my animal fries so could you throw in an extra $2?
Hi everyone. I’m Elon Musk. I’m taking over Marcelo’s account to tell you something important about me. You probably don’t know this, but I really love farting into glass bottles and smelling them later. It makes me so excited about the future! This is not a parody! I am Elon ok
@LibertyMutual I would really appreciate some closure on my hit and run claim. I want an insurance company that is willing to track down the hit-and-run driver at all costs. Liberty Mutual, you are not that company.
@Marvel@SpiderManMovie I loved the movie but I say next to this frat guy who kept SCOFFING throughout the entire movie. As if everything on screen was lame or not impressive enough. Even during the emotional scenes. I’m very upset.
“These lucid dreams are a defense mechanism against her depression.” Alan Ng dreams of The Sleeping Life Of Sofia.
https://t.co/q5S5HaHvoz #SupportIndieFilm#TheSleepingLifeOfSofia#Short
@LuciferNetflix The moment I fell in love was Lucifer grieving over the priests death and then how the episode wrapped up. Made me realize Lucifer was one of the best characters I’ve watched since Walter White.