Marc Ensign

Prolific #storyteller, #marketer and #musician. Author of #BeaDick. A book about changing the world through small acts. Get it:

[Marc Ensign @MarcEnsign]

Is that a @birbigs sighting in Tampa!?!?

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I came here to search @spiritairlines so I could read about all of the horrific experiences everyone has had and feel better about my 9+ hour flight delay while they changed a tire on the plane. We were supposed to land at 6:30 PM and instead landed at 4:30 AM.

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I booked the Sleep Inn for my daughter’s graduation 8 months ago. They just canceled my reservation because “the hotel is closed for maintenance.” That was a lie. They just wanted to book my room for more money. I thought price gauging was illegal. @ChoiceHotels @Expedia

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OK. New plan @birbigs. I’m pretty sure I will be at the show alone tonight.

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Heading over to the @MahaffeyTheater to see my spirit animal live! Hey @birbigs I’ll be with my wife @AimeeEnsign but I’m open to ditching her if you want to hang!

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Look what you e done @garyvee! Now I wish I played the accordion instead of the bass. #daytradingattention #part3

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I had a dream last night that @IJasonAlexander recorded “The Greatest American Hero” for my outgoing voicemail and woke up this morning so disappointed that it was just a dream.

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My new @Tesla #Model3 was supposed to be delivered last week but there was a problem with the paint job. Now I have to apparently wait 3+ months according to Tesla even though the problem was related to their quality control! This is ridiculous @elonmusk!!!

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@ewlamy @Tesla @elonmusk I’m a glutton for punishment.

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The universe is conspiring against me having a @Tesla. I bought a #Model3 with a factory defect in the paint. Three months later I get hit head on. I order a new 2024 Model 3 and the same factory defect. My order is now on hold and I have no idea if/when I’m getting it. @elonmusk

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@MKBHD I ordered mine the day it came out and I'm (impatiently) waiting.

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Leaving what I can only assume housekeeping thinks is cocaine at every hotel I stay in as I travel around the country with Jesus Christ Superstar. @kachavatribe

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Oops! @CNN giving @SpeakerMcCarthy one last shot on his way out the door by labeling him a Democrat! 😂

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It’s very surreal to be out for a walk listening to the book @ElonMusk by @WalterIsaacson and be at the part where @Tesla was just getting started while passing one Tesla after another. Including the one in my driveway. Amazing accomplishment.

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.@elonmusk It has been confirmed by Gen Z (only two so far but I feel it’s a good start). This update is a must! What do I need to do to get this added to every @Tesla in the world?!?

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This might be the most important software update request ever submitted to @Tesla.

Update the blinker speed to match the tempo of the music you are listening to.

What do you say @elonmusk?

The rest of us musicians will really appreciate it...more than you know!

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@kayak360 @Tesla @elonmusk It is. You just have to go through hell and back to have it taken care of. I spent most of my day at collision shops trying to get it approved on both sides. Tesla actually has a service center but they don’t handle warranty issues. Crazy, right?

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I have been dreaming about my first @Tesla for probably 10 years only to take it home and find a defect in the paint. The only option they gave me was to send it to a body shop and "hopefully" it will come out looking "ok." The car is 1 week old. Help me @elonmusk!! 😭

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@kayak360 @Tesla @elonmusk Maybe I just head over to the store at the mall with a ratchet and just take a new one!! What do you think?

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@kayak360 @Tesla @elonmusk Yeah, I kinda tried that but it doesn't work that way. I actually just want a new hood. I don't want to send the car back. But I guess they don't do that either.

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@Factschaser @Tesla @elonmusk And just when I thought I couldn't feel worse! Thanks! LOL!