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[Marce 🇺🇦 @marcetry]

@Clint_Davey1 It is always easier stealing from others

[Marce 🇺🇦 @marcetry]

El tratado Schengen se basa en la confianza de que el resto de países miembros defenderán sus fronteras como lo harías tú

[Marce 🇺🇦 @marcetry]

La frontera del Mercadona de Ceuta es más segura que la de España

[Rubén @rcobrador]

Mercadona en Ceuta a esta hora de la mañana

[Marce 🇺🇦 @marcetry]

El comportamiento de los jóvenes españoles durante y después del Mundial me da mucha esperanza de cara al futuro

[FIFA World Cup Stats @alimo_philip]

🏆🇪🇸 Spain are the current European & World Champions across the board!

🏆FIFA Men’s World Cup
🏆FIFA Women’s World Cup
🏆UEFA Men’s EURO
🥇 Olympics Men’s Gold Medal
🏆UEFA U-19 Men’s Championship
🏆UEFA U-19 Women’s Championship
🏆UEFA Women’s Nations League

��� The golden generation is rewriting history!

[Forges @forges]

¡Campeones del mundo! 🇪🇸 @SEFutbol @rfef #SiempreForges #LaForgesteca

[Ronit Pereira @CAronitpereira]

“My first wife lost my credit card and I made no attempt to get it back, because the guy was spending less than she did.” 😂

- Warren Buffett

[Pablo Malo @pitiklinov]

Los chistes malos de papá tienen un propósito real, según la ciencia:

Este artículo de The Washington Post explica que esos chistes típicos de los padres -los que provocan vergüenza ajena por lo malos que son- cumplen una función importante en la crianza. Actúan como una forma sencilla y cotidiana de conectar emocionalmente con los hijos, similar a cuando se juega al “cucú-tras” con los bebés: generan risa compartida, relajan el ambiente y fortalecen el vínculo entre padre e hijo.

El psicólogo Paul Silvia, de la Universidad de Carolina del Norte, analizó más de 32.000 chistes de este tipo publicados en internet. Descubrió que los más efectivos suelen basarse en juegos de palabras, en tomar expresiones al pie de la letra o en romper las expectativas de forma graciosa. Los chistes en formato de pregunta-respuesta y los que hablan de la familia, los abuelos o los animales suelen ser los que mejor funcionan.

Según los expertos, este tipo de humor actúa como un “pegamento social divertido”: reduce el estrés, ayuda a regular las emociones y permite a los padres intervenir en momentos tensos de manera ligera y positiva.

Aunque los hijos se quejen de lo malos y vergonzosos que son, estos chistes crean recuerdos agradables, enseñan a los niños a aceptar el humor aunque no sea perfecto y refuerzan la relación padre-hijo de una forma natural y cotidiana.

[Lemon @Lemonbryz]

🚨🎙️ Gary Neville on the officiating in the Champions League final:

“Arsenal fans have come pouring out on social media again, screaming that the referee was against them – the first-half whistle blown just as Saka was about to take that corner, the extra-time decision on Madueke, the whole lot. It’s the same old story with this lot – siege mentality, conspiracy theories, the lot.

But let’s be honest: the referee did a good job tonight. That first-half whistle? Arsenal had been wasting time all half with their deep block and slow build-up – he was spot on to blow it when Saka was taking forever. And the big one in extra time? Madueke went down too easily under minimal contact from Mendes. No clear foul, nothing clear and obvious. VAR and the ref got the big calls right.

Arsenal led early through Havertz but couldn’t finish the job and lost on penalties. So learn the laws of the game and stop being so entitled. Suck it up, move on, and stop blaming the officials every single time you don’t win. You’ve got to take responsibility for your own performance instead of this constant moaning. That’s football – sometimes you just lose.”

[Barça Zone @BarcaZoneHub]

🚨Hull City is promoted to the Premier League & is getting £140M

🛑FC St. Pauli is promoted to the Bundesliga & is getting €34M

🛑Venezia promoted to Serie A & is pocketing €28M

🛑Le Mans won promotion to Ligue 1 & is getting €12M

🔴Racing Santander LaLiga….See below

[Sergio Ferrero @calotonterias]

Darles testosterona a las mujeres hace que se comporten de manera más justa y menos conflictiva. Sin embargo, las mujeres que creen que han tomado testosterona —pero que en realidad han tomado placebo— se comportan de manera más agresiva y más injusta.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

In 2005, Harry Kane had the chance to take a picture with David Beckham together with a female teammate. 13 years later, Kane is the captain of the English national team and the young girl is now his wife

[Marce 🇺🇦 @marcetry]

@stats_feed Are men also happier when they are not married?

[PEPE, en Español . ✴️INVICTUS MANEO.🇪🇸 🇮🇱 @pepeluspain]

#Reverte tan acertado siempre ...

[The Rational Animal 🤔 @theobjectivist]

Poverty is the natural state of mankind. For 99% of human history, every person on earth lived in what we now call extreme poverty. Capitalism did not create poverty. It inherited it and reduced it on a scale no other system has ever approached. When absolute poverty began disappearing, socialists invented "relative poverty" so that as long as anyone has more than anyone else, the crusade never ends. The goal was never to eliminate poverty. The goal was to ensure the justification for redistribution could never be satisfied.

[Marce 🇺🇦 @marcetry]

Es difícil ser más idiota

[Marce 🇺🇦 @marcetry]

@bryan_caplan Sorry?

[Marce 🇺🇦 @marcetry]

@0ba0sama He is the hot one

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥: In October, Real Madrid were beating Barcelona to go 5 points clear at the top of La Liga, but this is the day it all went wrong for them.

• They had only lost 1 game in all competitions by then, and were in a good position in the Champions League.

• Xabi Alonso subs out Vinicius during El Clasico, who starts screaming as he walks off the pitch.

• "I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I better leave this team!"

• Since then, the relationship between Xabi and the dressing room was broken, which led to his sacking months later.

• Real Madrid hired Arbeloa, who got knocked out against a third division side in his first match, by Bayern Münich in the Champions League and could go 11 points behind Barcelona if they win today.

• Now they find themselves in the exact same position as last year: trophyless, looking for a new manager, and with no clear option to move forward.

[Marce 🇺🇦 @marcetry]

@getafeworld ¿Qué es el Santander?