marc gilpin

i may be a clown, but i dress myself up that way, no one else does.

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

I would remember everything if I didn't drink, but if I didn't drink I wouldn't have anything worth remembering.

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@FallowLondon why is mustard in every recipe? (Hyperbole)

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@bigjayoakerson you son of a bitch, you did it! Best episode of @StoryWarz ever! I live in so cal and missed it. DO NOT MISS IT!

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@bigjayoakerson "The Abuelos" as a gang name did not get enough attention.

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@JamarMalachi The Big Boss Man and Akeem the Dream were pretty damn big...you right.

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@ZASpookshow @samtripoli Sam knows who I'm talking about.

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@ZASpookshow @samtripoli They are like Robert William Abrevaya. Same bit, different presidents.

[Mike Binder @MikeBinderjokes]

If we took just 15percent of @elonmusk trillion we'd have enough that no one would ever have to pay for porn.

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@MikeBinderjokes @samtripoli @elonmusk You pay for porn?

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@fluffyguy Guagua!

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@redban @Apple I was in Puerto Rico recently for 3 weeks w/ a 4 year old Samsung. Same conditions, zero issues.
Not talking shit, just giving you my experience.

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@madflavor Uncle Joey, you gotta get on a GTA Roleplay server. Talk to @LordKebun he is a fan of you and a top streamer for GTA RP.

[𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗 @JoshLBarnett]

If you agree with what I am saying and think the behavior is despicable, RT this

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@bertkreischer why am I no longer your friend?

[Collie Tyrrell @columtyrrell]

Funny how social media sites garnish different reactions. Yesterday I posted this photo of myself (I was feeling good for once lol). On instragram it was overwhelmingly postitve, here on twitter everyone is called me a gay retard. Food for thought.

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@columtyrrell I mean...a little from column A...a little from column B...wait wait! Colum A/Colum B.
I'm ready for KillTony!

[Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes]

Can you stop starting a movie with all the production companies' logos? I get it. This isn't real. It's made by a company. You think I give a fuck this is a "Mad Raven Production" with your shitty animation of some bird landing on a logo? Fuck you. It's like editor's letters at the beginning of a magazine. Nobody cares. You're just doing it because you can.
Then, they're listed AGAIN in the opening credits as text. Not just one. ALL the production companies and there's usually 4 or 5. That's "This is just a movie" TEN FUCKING TIMES!
Like that's not yanking me out of the story enough, I now get "Starring Paul Giamatti as blah blah blah." They list all the actors and show their faces just to make sure you remember that it's Tom Hanks stranded on the island not some random FedEx employee. STOP! I'm trying to pretend this is real, you assholes.
When I went to see the new Top Gun in the theater, they opened the movie with a "making of" where we see cameramen and directors in puffy coats filming Super Hornets landing on aircraft carriers. THEN, Tom Cruise comes on to thanks us for watching this in a theater where it was meant to be seen.
Jesus H. My suspension of disbelief is like a battered housewife at this point.

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@Gavin_McInnes Overstimulation has taken over immersion to compensate for (which is also the cause of) short attention spans.

[Luis J. Gomez @luisjgomez]

That’s fucked up Dave Matthews. The ICE agent was singing Crash Into Me.

[Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast @AreYouGarbage]

Lets make it happen @firstwefeast

[marc gilpin @marcgilpin]

@AreYouGarbage @firstwefeast Gotta find out if he's garbage first...