Chello 🎻

The Truth.

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

We’re losing recipes

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

The conversation:

[Sumaesioso 🔣 @sumaesioso]

google what the fuck are you talking about

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

FIFA when Argentina is about to lose 😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Peppa Pig shades Clairo during her Pitchfork interview:

“I don't know her.’

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

Gas: $6 a gallon
Food: $100 for eggs and milk
The US Government:

[꧁✿Nessa✿꧂ @Softnessa_]

My son just yelled from his bedroom “mom what time was I born??”

BOYYYY SHE A WITCH HANG UP THE PHONE NOW!!

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

every day is april fools day when you trusting hoes

[KIΠG KUΠT∆ @RNB215]

“I ain’t eating 🐱 because it gives you throat cancer” - a nigga who hasn’t been to the dentist in over 5 years.

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Squirrels are now VAPING? 😭

[Praise @tufpraise]

Pssy so good there's no point in living after

[Jokamundo @Jokamundo]

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

[vo @vanillaopinions]

me leaving the 18-24 age bracket

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

“War doesn’t affect me” niggas when they see the gas price

[evening @eveningxbt]

my grandma told me "keep $20 in your wallet so if you see a pretty girl you can buy her flowers". grandma these bitches want coke 😭😭

[miia @miiagarro]

men will stick their whole face in ur ass but be scared to open up about their feelings

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

How fat you gotta be to Honk in a drive thru