The Marching Pencils

Greeting Cards with a desire to spread a little joy. Quirky, pun-tastic cards for all occasions.

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

Dear @Pret_uk ordered a gingerbread oat latte from your Marylebone store and was given an ordinary latte which tasted like extremely burnt coffee beans 🤢 Frustrated my order was wrong!

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

Is eating 4 Kinder Easter eggs acceptable? Asking for a friend...

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

Spot on 👇🏼

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sunday essentials:
-Sofa
-Biscuits
-Tea
-Roast potatoes
-Eventual sense of slight dread around 7pm
-Pyjamas
-Telly

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

The real question is was Paul cringe worthy in this evenings episode? I know bread week is his baby 🍞🙄 He really laps up that hand shake that makes me want to crawl up in a ball. 😖 #GBBO 

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

My entire Tuesday evening feels disheveled knowing I have missed Bake Off this evening. I had my cup of tea and florentines ready to only release Channel 4 catch up does not upload the episode immediately. Spoiler alerts are being completely dodged. 🙅🏻‍♀️ #GBBO

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

Time to boogie on down in the book club 🕺🏻📚✨
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#bookclub #books #pun #puncards #greetingscard #humour #etsyuk #watercolour #illustration #etsy #etsyshop #independentartist #independentbusiness #supportsmallbusiness #shopsmall #club #disco #shopsmallbusiness

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

With Halloween creeping in, we have posted a whole bundle of ghostly ghouls to our Etsy shop this week. 👻🔮⚰️✨ https://t.co/CQIIlQ9Jgw
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#halloween #halloweencard #greetingscard #ghosts #ghostcard #themarchingpencils #boo #trickortreat

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

How do you even reach new followers/audience on Instagram anymore? I’m finishing our posts are getting such little reach and I don’t understand how new followers would ever find our page. #instagram

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

Friday tomorrow, a time to par-tea! ☕️🕺🏻#FridayFeeling

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

So excited to be back in my creative bubble again, feels sooo good! 💆🏻‍♀️ #PunsComeAtMe

[Nook.jpeg @Raccoonnook]

Yo drawing is hard.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Bit grey out there”
“Meant to brighten up later”

Chat complete.

[innocent drinks @innocent]

It’s June. HOW IS IT JUNE?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I might check it out” - Translation: I will never watch the television programme you just suggested I watch

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

FLASH SALE on my @EtsyUK shop - Greeting cards for 50p!

https://t.co/CQIIlQ9Jgw

Enjoy ��

#etsyuk #etsysale #greetingcards #puncards #etsyshop #sale #discount #flashsale

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ah, rain, it’s you again. Welcome back, old chum

[Nina Cosford @NinaCosford]

Staying in is the new going out! Stay safe, #StayHome 💙

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[Woodmansterne @Woodmansterne]

Happy birthday to the wonderful Captain Tom Moore, 100 today! ⭐️
#100Birthday #CaptainTomMoore #HappyBirthdayCaptainTom

[The Marching Pencils @MarchingPencils]

Absolutely in love with these free e-cards created by the wonderful @QuentinBlakeHQ available on @illustrationHQ website 🌈 #rainbow #nhs #NHSheros #SaveTheNHS