Emily

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Rolled a joint (my ankle)

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

JP Morgan donor

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Ran a 5k now my Chinese hurt

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

March LINSANITY

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Fucking under the fitted sheet call that a spice bag

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Freshly Chinesed orange juice

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Splitting the G in my soup dumpling at din tai fung

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Getting Chinese tonight🥀 then gonna go get dinner

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Smoking on that shit that made James Harden

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Waiter just took my order. What’s next my wallet?

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

They call me Conan the way I owe Brian $100

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Taking my family on vacation to our time share in love island

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Tel Aviv Iran a 5k this morning

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

My beautiful wife Undo Typing is calling me

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Smoking on that shit that made John cooke

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Shrimp tried rice. He didn’t like it

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Saw 2 guys pushing a car into a gas station.. just drive it brochachos😂😂

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Everything happens for a Riesling

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

Bro you gotta get over here we’re having our cake and eating it too

[Emily @marchlinsanity]

I’m a black card member at Planet fitness dick in your mouth