Anxiety: hey are you awake?
Me:...
Anxiety: ARE YOU AWAKE?
Me: I am now.
Anxiety: SOMETHING IS REALLY BAD.
Me: Oh no - what is it?
Anxiety: I DONT KNOW.
Me:...
Anxiety: I CAN START LISTING POSSIBILITIES.
Me: No, thatβs ok
Anxiety: TOO LATE, HERE WE GO!