MarcMallow

think about the rare old times and you’ll remember me

[eve @chainsawbaby]

i said mitch mcconnell was going to die like 3 years ago at a specific date and time and the fbi came to interrogate me at my job and they asked if i thought it was funny and i pointed at the 3 likes on the printed out post of mine sitting on the table with raised eyebrows lol

[catyclaws @catyclaws]

pleading insanity on my speeding ticket

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone

[onion person @CantEverDie]

pragerU type graphic

[storkii: unfiltered @storkii_alt]

this video has been frying me so badly oh my god im crying literal tears

[mishi @hunterch4fer]

I'm sorry parrot in a raincoat I must continue scrolling but just know you've changed my life for the better

[beetleplexx @beetleplex43177]

I raised a great daughter in tomodachi life

[On God News @OnGodNews_]

🚨BREAKING🚨

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

People who FaceTime u randomly usually have dope personalities I’m noticing lol

[BDB @BigDickBull69]

Was in San Francisco years ago and a guy I met at the bar kept referring to the women there as “The San Francisco 49rs”

Asked him why and he said it’s because they are all 4s who act like 9s

I still think about that statement to this very day

[ganii @gahhnie]

the chinese are puffing shit i couldnt even fathom

[HowlingNorbit @HowlingNorbit0]

I accidentally hit my neighbors window with a bottle rocket last night and it startled him so bad he shot his wife, kids, then himself.

[shakes @shakes______]

How it feels randomly get sentimental while hanging out with friends

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

Work buddy got fired

[James. @afcjxmes]

Every morning I wake up and this tweet feels more and more appropriate

[micheal @godsb0y]

how it feels