Mystic Markus

Some people call me Skinny Ryan, others call me el ratilla but you can call me east end slut

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

Sometimes all you need is ABBA

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse I can help with that

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse Me 2

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse Because we can

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse 🤫

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

Mcdonalds farts are a thing, and they hit different

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tymondev Your bum fluff

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

It's funny because you wish you were alive to see what happens when you die

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

Suddenly, everyone is an expert on AI

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

If only I could shout at ChatGPT

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse Impossible

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse 🫣

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

Yeah sex is great, but have you ever had someone shazam one of your songs

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

Weird... I don't remember eating asparagus

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse No!

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse One day!

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

@tearyeyedmuse 😅

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@tearyeyedmuse Nerd? 🫠🤠🤯

[Mystic Markus @marcmurphy99]

Can you eat and sleep at the same time? Asking for a friend