marco

if you can read this the bitch fell off. amo la apicultura

[Michael @MoroseThug]

I feel like this everywhere

[Barney “Deputy” Fife @DeputyFife69]

How about guys with receding hairlines, how about 4 inches and kind

[sullen @fakepalindromes]

It’s ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of human connection

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

My low commitment avoidant attachment situationship just microcheated😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Denzel Rust @AdemLuz]

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

[Jordi Hays @jordihays]

Startup CEOs can’t even hug their chief people officer at a concert in this country anymore

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Humans saw this and still decided to invent adjusted EBITDA

[Glen Matthews @glenpmatthews]

That’s my quant

[ID👨🏾‍🦯 @HeyIbz]

Just checked my hairline. I’ve got a solid two more years. Moves have to be made, contracts have to be signed.

[Antonio Esquinca @aesquinca]

Todo empezó con una camiseta de “The Killers” y dos desconocidos con una cosa en común: la música.
Ellos son CJ, Checo, Genaro, Varo y Andrés, los #AlfaArtistas @strawberrypommx, una banda regiomontana de indie rock alternativo con tintes de progresivo, grunge, punk y pop-rock que nos traen el #AlfaEstreno de hoy 'JUVENOIA'.
Tocando en eventos tan importantes como el Live Out en Monterrey, ellos tienen un objetivo muy claro: demostrar el gran poder DEL ROCK 🎸a través de las generaciones.
Lo escuchan por @alfa913fm #DondeTodoNace, ¿que les parece? ¡Creo que son #MuyAlfa!

[marco @marcodeandaa]

@aesquinca @strawberrypommx Se nota la inspiración en grande artistas del genero, creo que su propuesta es fascinante. Sin duda se queda mi toñito hermoso

[TDAWG @tdawgsmitty]

“A large percentage never experienced the original”

[Evan @evanjmader]

i lowkey do what im told #obedient

[꧁꧂ @eat5G]

an Idea can change the World ..

[kendall @superiorsantina]

dat ngga throwing dots wtf