El Magdito Magnate

Ing en Computacion. | Desarrollador Web Fullstack | | Trance is my religion.

[El Magdito Magnate @marcolasoc]

Has anyone ever thought what kind of music would come out if @DarrenKorb (bastion, pyre, transistor) and @garethcoker (ori and the blind forest, ori and the will of the wisp) worked together in a game's ost? @SupergiantGames @OriTheGame it would be #epic

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[Carnaval Tercermundista @CTercermundista]

Gentil recordatorio que Sony invirtió 100 millones de dólares para hacer este juego. Un juego que no duró ni 15 días en el mercado.
Todo porque alguien les hizo creer a unos ejecutivos que el sueño de todo gamer es jugar en la skin de una neurodivergente de Twitter.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

SpaceX might exceed 90% of all Earth payload to orbit later this year.

Once Starship is launching at high rate, probably >99%. Has to be or we can’t build a city on Mars or base on moon.

We file almost no patents, so nothing stopping competition from copying us.

[Manuel Adorni @madorni]

Vanina, espero que estés bien. Te voy a decir una sola cosa: te agarro en un Age of Empires II y te destruyo. Como en tu realidad, no saldrás de la edad de piedra. Wololo.

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

OK let’s see:

World’s highest murder rate = world’s highest amount of murderers on the streets

Solution?

Put them all in jail so they can’t kill anymore.

Result:

World’s highest incarceration rate / safest country in the Western Hemisphere

It’s not rocket science 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Boobs just rock, it’s a fact

[El Magdito Magnate @marcolasoc]

Lo bueno de no twittear en mucho tiempo es que a los que me siguen les sale una notif especial cuando posteo, así que ahí tienen 😘 #Feliz2024

[Drakeout @DrakeoutYT]

La Tierra: Da una vuelta alrededor del sol

Humanos:

[El Magdito Magnate @marcolasoc]

@ragonzalezm19 Te tengo la playlist corta venas nadamas busca oneheart en Spotify xd

[Steve (Builder.io) @Steve8708]

top tier debugging

[El Magdito Magnate @marcolasoc]

Nostalgia for a time that doesn't even exist.

[Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel]

What you're about to see does not exsist. It is not endorsed, licensed or under development.

I make game sequel mockups for fun, and after planning to do this for years, I finally convinced myself to bring this to life. Enjoy. #ChronoTrigger #ChronoCross

https://t.co/3rOhmNQxMw

[Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel]

What you're about to see does not exsist. It is not endorsed, licensed or under development.

I make game sequel mockups for fun, and after planning to do this for years, I finally convinced myself to bring this to life. Enjoy. #ChronoTrigger #ChronoCross

https://t.co/3rOhmNQxMw

[El Magdito Magnate @marcolasoc]

@Prathkum 👋

[El Magdito Magnate @marcolasoc]

@Mango_Panda Make it a comic and monetize it querida!

[El Magdito Magnate @marcolasoc]

@Mango_Panda never fails

[El Magdito Magnate @marcolasoc]

There are some recruiters out there who need to be brought back to reality with a tactical strike from a Latina mom's chancla to the head.

[Carnaval Tercermundista @CTercermundista]

Lo bueno del tema de Hogwarts Legacy es que cada vez menos gente cede a los berrinches de estos chantajistas emocionales

[Dead Space @deadspace]

Means a lot coming from the master of horror himself! 🔥