sweetnsourpork

Pizza destroyer Burger enthusiast chicken nuggets disposal unit and Truck Driver extrodainaire oh & im domestically held down to @Mrsramos78 with gusto!!!

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Not all heroes wear capes

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@modbee What an assclown

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@AwardsDarwin @UnbalancedMemes Hahahahahahaha

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@moooooog35 My nose hairs have already started up a conversation with people before I enter a room

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@kcranews Motherfuckers should be doing their fucking job to begin with

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@OCLD1 @kcranews I would have

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@steveolivas Was he driving in reverse it could just be that damn Ferris Bueller kid

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@steveolivas It’s totally you Steve if your blasting 80s metal

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Is there such a thing as a keto koolaid pitcher asking for a friend who eats junk food but wants to be skinny

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Can we get an episode of scooby doo where ain’t Becky is the bad guy and she says the line .... you know .... I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids !!!! #hastohappen

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@daddydoubts Speed stick ....... by menem

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@ATT You pieces of shit charge for a fucking SIM card that’s your shity defective product and I have to pay again for it fuck you you fucking telecommunications fucks

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@Swishergirl24 How #att is ruining America

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@DIRECTV Fuck you and your shity app you fucking monopolizing fucks

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@BurgerKing Ya but u ain’t you pieces of shit have grandma hours at the drive thru more like burger fucking bankers hours king

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Fucking @Wendys blows goats through straws

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I would gouge our his eye balls n prop em up in an alley so he can watch stray cats have sex while I set him on fire n run him over with my car just for the sexual thrill

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@steveolivas Surprise it’s served by endangered species

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@moooooog35 Fucking stupid ass fucking salad fuck my wife will you with your god damn fucking freshness and your fucking ..... oh hey @moooooog35

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You even wonder if Ben and Allison from knocked up are still together ??? #knockedup