Marcus Carr

An evil genius, currently working on technology with the ability to either solve the world's energy and food problems or to tear the fabric of society asunder.

[Marcus Carr @marcus_carr]

@JoJoFromJerz If a MAGAn posted this about Trump, you'd say it was cultish. Joe's not swinging at anything, and those who say he is are the problem.

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@JoJoFromJerz If voting was mandatory in the US as it is here in Australia I might agree, but running the line that "Biden is less fucked up than Trump" isn't good enough when there's a strong chance that many people will abstain. The Democrats have to actively win, not just not lose.

[Marcus Carr @marcus_carr]

@glamelegance *Enema

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@VodkaMuse I'll need a saddle...

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@KyleNumber Poor thing! Couldn't they have turned off the fan and got it out without harming it?

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@VodkaMuse Not for me - Google "humpty doo nt".

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@JoJoFromJerz It must have swamped the drain.

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@Redpainter1 The objective isn't to hurt you - it's a genetically designed mechanism to move towards independence. You might get some solace from reading some evolutionary psychology - the apologies probably mean much more than the barbs.

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@defundnpr3 @realTuckFrumper There are other lenses through which to view the world.

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@j3669 @GregAbbott_TX Do you do electronic banking? Go ahead and ask your bank for the source code.

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@Redpainter1 We will not yield
We will not brake
We will not make the bend...

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@realTuckFrumper What sound do bus wheels make when they run over a crooked politician? Trump-trump, trump-trump...

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@Redpainter1 🤣🤣 #choderatate

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@Redpainter1 I'm looking to downsize, so could probably make do with just a "weed before sex" patio.

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@Redpainter1 When I first left my ex, I took my clothes, a lawn chair, two inflatable camp mattresses, and two sleeping bags. When my 8 year old daughter stayed over, we'd play bulldozer, where one pretends to be a bulldozer and chases the other. She's 23 - we still remember that time fondly.

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@TheOneNOnlyTDB @engineerswife03 @DonaldJTrumpJr @realDonaldTrump Welcome to the Internet, December bot.

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@RonFilipkowski There's no pull-tab on the zipper either. That's some appropriately low quality merch.

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@sunrisestar12 Welcome to the Internet, December bot.

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@35Dbierly @DonaldJTrumpJr Welcome to the Internet, December bot.

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@sunrisestar12 @DonaldJTrumpJr Welcome to the Internet, December bot.