Marcus Kiedrowski

[Marcus Kiedrowski @marcus_keaton]

As I’ve grown older, I now realize the immense benefits of urinating with your pants at ankle level, and specifically at a urinal.

[Marcus Kiedrowski @marcus_keaton]

@jackson_PNW

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When you like your own comment @jackson_PNW

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@jackson_PNW Imagine using Twitter

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@conner_cottier @realDonaldTrump @jackson_PNW get a load of this bozo, ratio + you fell off + big L

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@jackson_PNW ngl last pic goes hard

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@JackAMeissner Hope you made some money while you could!

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@JackAMeissner You too Jack

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@JackAMeissner

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@JackAMeissner I too water my meat, but in the hopes it grows big and tall

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@JackAMeissner Yeah that was pretty cold

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@JackAMeissner Maybe today is the day 😳

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@JackAMeissner What’s up

[toes @toesbgl]

100K retweets & my mom said she’ll get ‘boner garage’ as a tramp stamp. Help a girl out.🤣😭

[Marcus Kiedrowski @marcus_keaton]

@JackAMeissner Okay 2 things
1. Where are the Seahawks now? 🤔
2. Eat dirt

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🦅 @JackAMeissner

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

You've been warned