Marcus Luddy

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

My mom: you've done nothing productive all day.

Me: Actually...

[Meth Bear @meth_bear]

Driving 37 all the way home in honor of Patrice Bergeron

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

@Steven_Leydon hey

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

“Wow music theory is easy” I say as I proceed to get every question wrong

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Tacko Fall is the greatest conductor of our time @thisleague (via ig:nate_gr_ay)

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

@LucasOfMaine Pavement

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

@mishricci You blew up on twitter without telling me?

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

Shawn: *yawns*
Sean: *yeans*

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

Y’all are gonna feel pretty stupid when I get famous on Twitter

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

Been tryna find something funny to tweet for about 33 minutes now

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

@LucasOfMaine Aight you win

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

Thinking of reclaiming my place as the king of twitter

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

I’ve decided to run for president in 2036

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

I’m convinced the year 2017 just didn’t happen.

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

The grass is always greener on the other side

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

@sydneys__ Yeah @Twitter let her back into her old account

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

Finstas killed twitter

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

@patheticthang @mary_couturier Clearly only the best

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

When the power goes out for the third time in a month

[Marcus Luddy @marcus_luddy]

@LucasOfMaine Where will you be when the world ends?