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augustana volleyball ‘24 ||

[m⚜️ @marcus_remm]

I am so excited to announce my verbal commitment to Augustana College to continue my academic and volleyball career! Thank you to all my coaches, friends, and family that helped me through everything and got me here today. Go Vikings!!

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

is anyone else's automatic response to stress just, "ok well i'll just kill myself"

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

i will be expecting reimbursements for the last decade of concert tickets i purchased

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

defending diddy & then touring with punchy mcbackflip………. i know what you are 🫵🏽 fuckin loser

[onion person @CantEverDie]

oh they’re going to try to kill him for this one lol

[Alexander NikPRIShin @pwiscila]

Got charged for a free trial I forgot to cancel and I apparently chose the annual option

[jay @djamesse_]

Scream 5: For Wes
Scream 6: For the fans
Scream 7: For Charlie Kirk

[FREE TAXSTONE! @Diamy_TV]

so bitch SAVE US

[The Gym Hashira 🇹🇹🔜Dreamcon26 @kye_the_kingz]

WE ALREADY GREAT MF

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

Thankfully, Epstein had Gmail. If he used Outlook we wouldn't have found any of these

[speed racer shady facts @inshallahdiva]

This cursed ass flop ass bitch ass movie

[v. Jatin @JatinTweets_]

Sydney Sweeney whenever she sees a camera :

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

No wonder they cover their faces

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

What a moron

[✧˖* @bestofteal]

why the actual fuck would they be there????

[alex @lanasvapee]

checking my bank statement before i purchase this coffee for lunch

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

can we all pls put on our thinking caps

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

so the US only has Israel as an ally? 😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭 just two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyyy”

[Mak @mak_aura]

11AM be coming fast in a hotel… like damn, let me find my stuff first! 😭😂

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

Really, you don’t say?