Marcus

applesauce is a fine substitute for most things

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RKgojO out of nowhere was not on my bingo card #jjk #badstorytelling

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If the #DallasCowboys really wanted to re-sign someone for nostalgia and was actually a weapon, they'd have gone back and got Coop.

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I'm a washed up athlete who wants to retire with the #DallasCowboys    . Can I get the same deal Zeke got?

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Solo Sikoa just doesn't inspire fear yhe same way Umaga did. I think it's the trunks. He needs the yoga pants.

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At this point, Bloodline and Dwayne Johnson fans are giving big "tread on me" energy. #WWERaw #WrestleManiaXL #CodyRhodes

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@Brodeyy_51 The Numbers, from the tv show Numbers

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So we just not calling false start on the Eagles now? #PHIvsSEA

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Kelce's WIFE?!? What does Tony know that we don't? #BUFvsKC

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@kaneljoseph Looks like you hawk geico insurance

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@Prodxaion @tonystatovci Toji doesn't have chakra. Shino only wins in the coma dreams he has after he gets pieced up.

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@ThePettiestLA @tonystatovci Shikamaru, especially sasuke retrieval arc Shikamaru, struggles to hold inf a fart with shadow possession. Toji curb stomps everyone here.

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@rollupmywrist @club21member First time I saw her on Greek I knew

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Kirkstreet has never said a sincere word in his life, I'm sure of it. This dude just spews bullshit and propaganda. He's got so many hands up his ass he'd make Kermit blush. What a fool.

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@alex_kirshner Absolute cowards.

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The fucking KNOTS these cowards had to twist themselves into to put bama in at 4. Fucking. Embarrassing.

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Why does Kevin Negandhi always look like Stanley Tucci in Hunger Games?

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@AfroSenju This take is colder than my ex's heart.

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@ScooterMagruder They're 6-6 now. We still haven't beat a team above .500

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@DezBryant My ex set mine on fire when we broke up a few years back. We doling out replacements?

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@DezBryant Them guys are booty. Cheeks. Ass.