Marcus C Beaubier

Comic, divinely profane, Flames & Jays fan. Atheist, sandwich person. YYC & YYT are home. watch nerd. former tobacco enthusiast.

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Russian Passports #FoundatMaralago

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@JoeyMannarinoUS You’re an imbecile.

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@david_parker @RachelNotley You’re a miserable shithead.

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@skydancer506 @TheOnlyEsta Found a douchebag.

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@BreannaMorello More empty headed prattle from the Christian right. Relax, you’ll be able to get your bigot burgers and cruifries somewhere else.

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@CaffeineAndHate 😂😂😂

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@CaffeineAndHate I bet the Hells Angels are shittin’ themselves. 🤣

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@joncoopertweets Gross.

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@sarahekite Oh hi!

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@MarcusBeaubier Marcus! Hi!! 💖😊🤩 👋

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🤔 hmmm should I mute the world “Zelda” preemptively?

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@CaffeineAndHate Glockenspiel is an absolute favourite of mine.

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@JoeyMannarinoUS This thread is an unhinged train wreck.

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Every now and then I pop onto @twitter for a peek, discover very quickly it’s still a sewer, and retreat back to sanity. Today is no different.

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@MysterySolvent Protein loaf

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@MarcusBeaubier May Godzilla crown you with good fortune, Marcus! 👑

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@sarahekite I’m a Godzilla among men… 😂
Thanks a bunch!

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Happy Birthday to by friend @MarcusBeaubier !!
🤩🎶🎊🎂👑🥳🎉💐❤️
Wishing you all the good (and pleasantly weird) things today & always. Hope the coming year treats you splendidly!

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@MysterySolvent A cyst.

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@CaffeineAndHate Wow. Square wheels on that wagon.