Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne

Misinformer.
Getting Agrippa.
The Wesley Willis of hip hop.
Typo king.

Be seeing you

Rock/Banana

Proud sanist

Last living Anglo Saxon Charioteer

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

@fightwithmemes

[Clay Martin ⚔️ @wayofftheres]

It’s a sad day when Pakistan is better at handing out justice for Europeans than Europe.

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

@cnewton_ky Well, now i just feel dumb.

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

Laptop won't charge (light me the charging port with light) or turn on.

Is it the $20 Amazon charger or the laptop itself?

*Sigh*

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Woody Allen with an all-time joke

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on my metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.”

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

@LizzyStarrrdust "as long as you're looking for things to stick...."

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

@AntiOrcBerto @bondcliff Also better.

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

We call them "States."

[Vincent @dvb_eck]

The American mind cannot comprehend being able to travel to 31 countries without a passport

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

The world spent 30 years calling Japan 'behind.'

Still uses cash.
Still uses fax.
Still has tiny shops run by one old couple.

Then the world got 'ahead' —
and ended up lonely, rushed,
and scrolling at 2 AM.

Now the same people are flying to Japan
just to feel something they can't name.

A meal made by hand.
A street that's quiet.
A stranger who's kind for no reason.

Turns out Japan wasn't behind.

It just refused to trade away
the things that actually make a life.

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

@spreadsheeticus @paulfunpants What will you do now?

[Spreadsheeticus @spreadsheeticus]

@paulfunpants I cannot tell you how long I have been prepared for this very moment.

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

She's evolving into a benadryl demon.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Britney Spears drops her latest video showing off her new moves rocking a mysterious black hat with her signature energy.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

“At least we didn’t vote for Spencer Pratt.”

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

I'm sure i can be very productive.

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Finally, a job I'm qualified for.

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Finally, a job I'm qualified for.

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

@AJNoiter @jakeaporter @OKWildlifeDept What if i do it silently?

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

🙋‍♂️

[Shana @cynicallycute]

💯

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

@amar_4inc @MarcoFoster_ That hasn't happened since Biden

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

@narindertweets @mjf_michael Nowak was murdered and Floyd wasn't. I'd call that very different.

[The Perish Crew @ThePerishCrew]

@StephenMossGdn @colinrtalbot legalize guns in the UK. make every criminal fear reprisal every time they act.

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

Dumbest possible take ever.

[Stephen Moss @StephenMossGdn]

@colinrtalbot No one should be able to carry a knife for any reason. Pretty straightforward

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Off to the shops with my ceremonial bazooka

[Marcus Mallomar Gaddafi Payne @MarcusDAurelius]

Is...is that how you named the band?

[David C Lowery @davidclowery]

For the first 4 years of our existence this is how Camper Van Beethoven toured the US. Perhaps you remember us pulling up to the local club in Kalamazoo MI, spilling from this van wearing our ironic Mexican blanket ponchos and accompanied by our ironic hippie girlfriends/boyfriends?