woodsy_i_am (He/Him)

Don't burn down the library, till you've read all the books. Dad to two beautiful girls, Business owner, Lawn Bowler, Dragons fan, Blue Jays Fan, Chelsea FC fan

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@elonmuskusaaaaa SHIT

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@elonmuskADO B

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@elonmuskusaaaaa With The Flow

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@elonmuskusaaaaa H2O

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@xelonmuskusa Skin.

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@elonmuskADO 6

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@exceleducations 46

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I’ve just started a new beer diet…………I’ve lost three days in the first week.

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DAD JOKES

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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My happy place!!!!

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@beergutpunter

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Who would your hall pass be?
I’ll go 1st: Minnie Driver @driverminnie

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@adamhillscomedy I had this happen to me too after the Sydney KISS concert. I was so pissed off. I think I yelled “This is illegal!!!” to at least 6 cabbies.

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Please~🥺I am trying to get my favorite item for free. Can you help me?
https://t.co/dLLhwQcXzR

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https://t.co/U12z6RwthY

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@beergutpunter I smashed a 500g one on Fathers Day 🥩

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@PicturesFoIder 4

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@SeaBreezeBear @gdsmth Mate, whenever you’re in town, look me up for a beer, a feed & a chat. Would do me good as well as you.

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@SeaBreezeBear @RoyalCaribbean Have a good time. #jealousmuch