mcr

first one inside legoland, last to get the gardasil vaccine 💕

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

HELPPPP what do i wear to cowboy carter next week at 33 weeks pregnant 😭😭😭

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

Imagine being 18 in 2010 and signing up for this godforsaken website that was supposedly already dying #MyXAnniversary

[kath (the flood)📼 @toadnth]

skin pickers unite

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

Unfortunately at the stage in life where I must choose between Cowboy Carter tickets & a stroller for my forthcoming child 🤔

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

i wonder when everyone who made me feel stupid for being afraid orangina would win again is going to apologize

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

i’m not

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Zito @_Zeets]

Voting for Jill Stein is such embarrassing shit. I honestly thought y’all were joking.

[𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @iconissue23]

accepting cookies on a website

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

MJW

[chamomile @nollywoodstemme]

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater...
i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

@historyinmemes is this Jenna Bush?!?

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

i fear we have lost the plot on short form content

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

IVY AND BJ AAAHHH

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

FX's English Teacher - OFFICIAL TRAILER | A new comedy series that stars Brian Jordan Alvarez as Evan, an Austin high school teacher striving to meet the conflicting needs of students and parents amidst ever-changing rules. Premieres 9.2 on FX. Stream on Hulu. #EnglishTeacherFX

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

what happened emotionally during july can never happen again

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

@lovelygayman because the Song is Better 💚 hope this helps

[mcr @MarcyClarcy]

in the mood 2 argue might sign up for online law school

[Owen @miseblock]

May I interest you in a chilled glacier freeze on the rocks?