Whiskey Lullabye

She/Her I Terminally uncomplicated | quietly intense | shuffling madness | @gothamderby | QOP | All Stars Manager | naps are LIFE | Engaged to @MACarter73

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@MayCrawford777 @Chris45Kyle @TheMadDuchess @March_for_Life Also, a fetus isn’t a person. It isn’t a life and it has no rights. Women have rights. Right to total body autonomy, not forced to be an incubator for an unwanted pregnancy. #prochoice

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@FDSportsbook No one cares. Fix your damn app

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@FanDuel_Support no service in over 2 hours and no updates in nearly 90 minutes? I guess I’ll be making all my AFC Championship game bets on @DKSportsbook instead. You suck. I better get refunded on any failed bet that could have cashed out.

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@FanDuel_Support I bet @DraftKings isn’t “experiencing issues”

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@FanDuel_Support @FDSportsbook 3 different bets I couldn’t place due to this “issue”. All of them would have cashed. Costing me money today @FDSportsbook

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@BravesAshland That’s just CRAZY talk! My wife has her car (SUV) and I have mine (compact) . She actually hates driving my car. I will sometimes take her car if it’s the one in back (we have a narrow long driveway so we do the car shuffle a lot) but I always ask/tell her I’m taking it.

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@meghanttucker Now do “divorced men with shared custody”. If the Men in long term partnerships percentage is low, divorced fathers with shared custody is less than zero.

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

Chuck Schumer dances like all my menschy male relatives at every Bar-mitzvah I’ve ever been to. #DNC2024CHICAGO

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

I would totally hire this DJ for my wedding. #DNC2024CHICAGO

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@itsalexberg @MACarter73 and I are over here sobbing while watching bc JOY. WHAT A FEELING!!

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@AngryBlackLady in 1997, I did a solo non-stop drive (except for gas and pee) from Manchester, VT to Dallas, TX fueled by nothing except No-Doze. Those were the days.

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

SWANSON!!!!!!! #USWNT #2024Olympics

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@wilderpatriot @piper4missouri You are FOR teen suicide (Trans youth suicide rates are among the highest), you are xenophobic and racist, you are transphobic. You ARE the weird ones.

There. I fixed it for you.

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

Tim Walz on JD Vance: "I cant wait to debate the guy-- that is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up."

Democrats have chosen violence and I am HERE👏FOR👏IT👏!

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@DanielleBFranz You know that those things you listed aren’t “conservative” values. I’m far from conservative and I’m married, have a family, own my home. What’s weird is to want to police if others can or can’t do those things. Making others follow YOUR beliefs is a conservative value.

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@marv_sun @Ruwa4Georgia I’m Jewish and also annoyed. Shapiro is a Zionist and I’m an anti-Zionist. He’s not the right pick for VP.

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@emtothea First Kamala, now this??? Best month in the past decade!!!!

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

Clear. Succinct. Absolutely true.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The difference in this election is pretty straightforward: Kamala Harris wants to give fourth graders free lunches, while Donald Trump wants to force them to give birth.

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@22liv22 @AngryBlackLady @Strandjunker Crawl back in your hole MAGAt

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@stevel3000 @mjs_DC You do know that “being born of a woman on US soil” is the literal definition of “natural-born citizen”?

[Whiskey Lullabye @marcylang365]

@TheDiplomad @HawaiiDelilah Then Melania should be deported. She did not come here legally. Her visa expired and she remained illegally. She should be number one on the deportation list.