Madeleine Paul

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[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

These grandkids planned to surprise their grandma at the airport dressing as t-rex but she heard about it and planned her own surprise.

[isadore noir👱🏾‍♀️🐦‍⬛ @isadorenoir]

@b0mbchell_ confidence, muscle mass, body composition. lower inflammation. even if your weight doesnt change on the scale!!!

[Wernher von Braun @DrVonBraun]

Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.

[✽tink✽ (fun police) @arcanecovet]

you know how you still feel the waves after leaving the ocean? that’s how i feel when i’m apart from my lover, like i’m being beckoned back to the water

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

They caught a man eating cheesecake in the middle of the Florida Everglades 👀🤣 https://t.co/nCQKZbB3wc

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The second Musk takes over Twitter the employees are asked to work 84 hour weeks, days off are canceled, and then he lays off half of them. This is why every single worker needs a strong union, across every industry.

[Spiritual GPS Service @AstroCounselVik]

Upcoming lunar eclipse (on Nov 8) is a reminder that the time will go by - with or without you.

No longer should you let repressed aspects of yourself hold you down.

Keywords for this fullmoon/eclipse:

ADAPT and ACCEPT
RELEASE and MOVE FORWARD

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Our inner voice tends to be the voice of the adult we spent the majority of time with from birth to age 7.

[zae @itszaeok]

halloween the best holiday i fear

[lauren🦈 @laurenmarie1223]

can we normalize making a registry for your birthday instead of only making them for weddings and baby showers? because when it’s my friends bdays it would be so much nicer to click on their amazon registry and send a gift that they actually want right to their doorstep

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

eventually there will be a baby who can withstand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan . its called evolution . we just have to keep trying

[g ⭒ @wayfcIiffo]

michael stans favourite songs on 5sos5:
emotions, bloodhound and moodswings.
no explanation needed.

[michael clifford contents ⭐️ @mgccontents]

babiest baby

[adrina @uhhdrina]

this isnt a feel good story this just proves how little human lives are valued :/ she shouldnt have had to go to work under these conditions.

[𓂀 AvTheSurgeon𓁿 @Avalldar]

honestly when ppl do this i don’t respond cuz what do you want me to say?
why did it takes ages for you to come to your senses & why are you needing my approval now?
if you grew good for you but this is none of my business anymore.

[🦇🕸chelsea🕸🦇 @witch_mote]

I always say I want to live in Stardew Valley but tbh if I moved into a condemned house on the edge of the town with failing infrastructure, an economy entirely dependent on my farm, and neighbors who instantly trauma dump at any hint of friendship, I think I’d have a bad time.

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

Just adopted cats for the first time. Do I need to wash them occasionally? I’ve only ever had dogs lol. Also around how old do these two look?