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[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[cyan :o) @cyanorth_]

can antony starr take on a gay role i want to watch him make out with another man

[elizabeth𖦹 @NautilusGrrl]

i love when a nasty ass bassline jerks me off a little bit

[lev (sumer is icumen in) @abookofsymbols]

I like the “let’s be ____ with mama” meme/saying/thing, often quite pleasant and charming

[felies @feIies]

going to the gym for the first time is so intimidating like wtf am i doing what is all this for & why is everyones ass so big

[carolina 🍒 @heartsfordnp]

I always look forward to summer because I forget UK heat is like living in a soup of hot oil for two months

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

people need to start touring random ass uk cities again go to southampton have a warily small show in norwich go to newcastle u people are annoying me with ur 7 london dates and maybe 3 manchester & 1 dublin dates if u get lucky

[garak ❤️‍🔥 ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝘍𝘈𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘍𝘐𝘎𝘜𝘙𝘌 @deepspace6ix]

@concertleaks @ everyone who manages to get one of these: i don’t really care if something good happened to you. it should have happened to me instead

[❀raine⋆˚࿔ @p1ercethebrina]

does anyone have fomo over tomodachi life rn

[p @l0v3m00N]

robby will never be able to reheat meredith grey's depressed passively suicidal main character nachos and shonda rhimes will always be the better writer #WOMENDOITBETTER

[leia 🧚‍♀️ @shepherdgreys]

and i'm ngl... announcing supriya's exit along with ayesha (and i'm very happy for ayesha) is very telling. they clearly knew they received backlash from firing tracy in s1 and were trying to do damage control, but it comes across as if woc are easily interchangeable to them

[sanskriti @lovealicents]

the pitt claims it’s so woke yet it constantly mistreats the black + brown women in its cast. writing collins and samira out of the show… even the ellis s3 series regular announcement is purposely paired with samira’s departure. all while they add more white men lmfao

[berry @perfumeandmilk]

@RoboFunky Lives were changed

[Vert @Vertindex]

@Akumabat Local mold colony fights tooth and nail to retrieve jars of daughter

[vivi ❀ @kafluvs]

i think they should meet

[hunter @3gpmh]

is there a crush recession going on, there’s nobody out here and it’s draining the whimsy outta me

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Green Party has won their first parliamentary by-election, and their first seat in the North of England.

The party lead the Gorton and Denton votes with around 41%, while Reform UK came second with near 29%.

[flora @sensoritesphere]

if at fifty I don’t have a mysterious past, a cunty little car, and a ragtag group of child detectives as my friends and protégés, then what was the point?

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

@ecto_fun thats her magical lisa frank powers