Jess Brick

ovarian cyst smoker. cartoonist. writer. collector of curiosities.

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

@drewmorgcomedy That happened to me years ago too, and to be honest that misogyny is so internalized that I didn't question it or think anything of it until THIS VERY MOMENT. Jesus.

[Chris Jones @EnswellJones]

I profiled Gronk's dad, Gordy, and went to their house. The five Gronk boys shared five king-sized beds in two massive rooms with extra-wide doors. Which bed was Rob's? Gordy shrugged: "Wherever they crashed that night, they crashed." It was like he raised giant cats.

[Miller Lite @MillerLite]

No commercial from us this year, after 2020 no one’s forgotten that beer exists.

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

@allinkid Or "buying local." Just make sure you don't wear a mask while doing any of it. That'll work for sure

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Uber Eats just spent $5.5 million plus whatever it cost to get Cardi B, Mike Meyers and Dana Carvey to tell us to "support local restaurants" while putting local restaurants out of business by charging them 30% delivery fees.

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

@TheFFBallers Jeff "Win"son!!! 😎

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

@TheFFBallers @FFHitman @andyholloway @jasonmoore Took the #footclantitle tonight with that splendiferous Davante Adams performance and a surprise showing from "My Name Is Jeff" Wilson! Thanks for all the laughs in such a hard year and for the wonderful season! ❤️❤️❤️

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

A new-world Christ is coming up.

[Paul Crowley @ciphergoth]

57 officers did *not* resign in solidarity with the officers who pushed over a 75-year-old causing brain injury. This turns out to be a lie from the police union. https://t.co/WBd7AM6kAl

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

@lenikova_ @thegirlwithfood @Brusselbury @BowtiesBooks I'm one of them, handing out water and snacks and sunscreen at the demonstrations in Denver. I'll be making another supply run and drop tomorrow.

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

David Spade = Dax Shepard + 15 years - Kristen Bell. But it's like arguing the difference between frosting and sour patch kids. Both y'all tasty.

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

"I was born to the Keaton-Houdini Medicine Show Company on a one-night stand in Kansas"

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

Lotto ticket vending machine inside the airport just seems unfair.

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

@frogtosser Please don't kill yourself. I believe this world has more left for you.

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

Tonight's feature is "Troy," AKA Eric Bana is absurdly sexy even in the worst wig known to mankind

[Native Hope. https://linktr.ee/nativehope @ProjNativeHope]

"Autumn Peltier, a 13-year-old #Anishinaabe girl from #WikwemikongFirstNation, addresses world leaders at the #UnitedNations about protecting water."

To read more: https://t.co/pObYW41Niq

[Michael Varrati @MichaelVarrati]

I can't help but admire the fact that the costumes the competitors wear on THE MASKED SINGER all look like monsters Rita Repulsa would have sent to Earth to defeat the Power Rangers.

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

I wonder if dogs make resolutions not to bark for just this one day.

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

@allinkid haha I totally took this tweet a different way than it was intended 😅

[Jess Brick @mardigrasinco]

@Five_Three ...anything? 😉