Mary Heaton

Life's pretty neat.

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

I love daylight saving time because it gives me an extra hour to think about how lucky we are to have cheese

[dumpster fire @getrivvywitit]

Slept on the Pi Phi porch. #greekreunion

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

Life in Wheaton is looking up! #perfectmatch

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

it's annoying how you can't just turn some people into reese's cups

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

@KegzNMegz ooomylanta. Now to get a McDonald's in Granada........

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

Luol Deng don't leave me

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

@sshmeffers maybe ill sit in a plane shaped couch while riding in the couch shaped plane #ifonly

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

@sshmeffers hope my flight to Spain is as lucky as that

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

Live tweets from midnight mass- "I feel like a hobbit would go to church here" -@MikeTweaton37

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

#stoptaylor2013

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

do you ever just stop and think wow I'm awkward

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

The asians wandering around the library remind me of drunk people taking laps at kams

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

How am I supposed to study when @floggingmolly keeps coming onto my itunes? #jigtime

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

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[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

Can I major in netflix? #lazy

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

I'll take a pass today

[Mary Heaton @mare_bear6]

@sscottmcdonald i do need a new catch phrase #noworries