Mary Bolgan

You miss 100% of the dogs you don't pet
-Albert Einstein

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Girls got that natty and all I gotta say is FOREVER TO THEE 🐔🐓🏀🥇

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Gotten in to two grad schools within a week so rewarding myself with getting Chinese food delivered. Is this how one adults?

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

@mare_bearB update: my now 8 y/o cousin is back for Christmas this year, she still believes in this penguin. Well played dad, well played

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

@immapirryanna that literally just made my 2016

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

There will be 3 dogs in my house on December 25th and if that's not a Christmas miracle I'm not sure what is

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

@kaitmorris18 sounds heavenly, be there in 10 hours 👌🏼

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Working on grad school public health apps in Starbucks & overhear a woman ask for EIGHT sugars in her tea. Motivation for studying what I do

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

*checks weather app instead of looking outside to see if it's raining*
Me to me:

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Not sure which is more nerve wracking to check at this point in the semester, my grades or my bank account

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

The effect that running off my stress and frustration has is truly miraculous sometimes #blessed

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

High school senioritis was like a case of the sniffles compared to college senioritis, which is like a debilitating case of mono

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Good lord. Just gonna reuse this tweet real quick. https://t.co/dJcO84Whby

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Dear Louisville, plz get your shit together. Lots of love, Mary

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

@kaitmorris18 I definitely wish I could've known you at age 14, sounds like you had some big ideas to share

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

In desperate need of a puppy in my life asap

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Confident that the "what the shit could be going on in the apartment above me" experience is one that a majority of the population shares

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Good dreams are worse than nightmares in a way cause life's just like "lol you thought shit was really going that smoothly" when you wake up

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

These new rules at the tailgates.... -#makeMemorialgreatagain

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Dear Louisville, plz get your shit together. Lots of love, Mary

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

One day I'll learn to stop putting my sweatshirt in my bag right next to my cold, cold lunch box. One day...

[Mary Bolgan @mare_bearB]

Had to call hospitals for contact info at work, one forgot to put me on hold and I heard an old man's full account of his catheter issues 👌🏼