something about mary

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[something about mary @marebareee]

Ok it’s starting to get weird how many times I catch 333

[something about mary @marebareee]

@SenpaiKoala Would you rather bang our 60 year old manager for an hour (can’t drink) or live with our coworker who doesn’t stop talking for a year 😂😭

[something about mary @marebareee]

Playing “would you rather” at work is probably one of my top 3 favorite things to do at work lmao

[something about mary @marebareee]

Can everyone please stop blowing their nose at the table when they’re out to eat. It’s fucking nasty and I have to throw that shit away when you leave it on the table 🙃

[something about mary @marebareee]

I can’t move out of my house cause then who would help my dad copy and paste things on his laptop?!? I can’t live with that guilt.

[something about mary @marebareee]

Working in the restaurant business is wild cause you work at new places and legit know half the people there from places you worked 7 years ago 😂😭

[something about mary @marebareee]

Welcome to Boston! At your local yuppie sub shop you can buy an Italian sub for the same price as double the federal minimum wage. 😒

[something about mary @marebareee]

I always mistake “people you may know” from “friend requests” on fb and honestly that’s so embarrassing lmfao

[something about mary @marebareee]

@entteii I don’t believe in god anyways 😂

[something about mary @marebareee]

I can’t help but cry every time I hear bagpipes 😭 it reminds me of funerals 🍀

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

The IRS is warning Americans that this tax season they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal & Zelle of over $600.

Meanwhile…

The Pentagon just failed its FIFTH audit in a row, as they were unable to account for 61% of their $3.5 trillion in assets. $800 billion annual budget.

[something about mary @marebareee]

A real life hero ❤️

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Security Guard is a hero after taking down a suspect that entered a substance abuse treatment facility armed with an Ar-15 assault rifle in Buffalo New York 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[something about mary @marebareee]

I love fresh basil. And mint. On everything. And in the every cocktail 🥺

[something about mary @marebareee]

@yungrichchance The queen doesn’t make any political decisions, she’s actually supposed to not even put her opinions on political matters public. The prime minister deals with that. Royal family is legit just like a tourist attraction at this point.

[Dublin Bhoy @dublincelticfan]

#IrishTwitter

Tallaght stadium in Dublin tonight

[something about mary @marebareee]

She always treated Ireland like shit anyways 🤷🏼‍♀️

[something about mary @marebareee]

Half the time that server doesn’t even let the other server know 😭

[something about mary @marebareee]

Can we normalize waiting for your server to come back to your table instead of flagging down another server … like they’re busy and trying to make their money too 🙄

[something about mary @marebareee]

@tamekasaysitall Lmfaoooo

[something about mary @marebareee]

@tamekasaysitall Usually when any restaurant does a “special” is cause they’re trying to get rid of that shit before it goes bad 😩