Mary G. Bird

I write monsters (smutty, funny, scary...any kind really), am a general smart-ass & misc creative type, and light fires when bored.

[Mary G. Bird @marebear333]

Demon's on Earth trying to find their place, the occasional hellhound or zombie, it's a fun read is what I'm saying.
#Demons #BookTwitter
https://t.co/nRS4aZigeH

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Tulsi Gabbard is a Putin apologist, conspiracy theorist and friend to a Syrian dictator who gassed his own people.

Not only is she unqualified to be Director of National Intelligence—she’s likely compromised.

That's not someone who should be protecting our nation’s secrets.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Billionaires who can afford to go to Mars are billionaires who can afford to be taxed like Eisenhower did.

[Blind Cat Rescue @BlindCatRescue]

🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year!🎶
Our annual Virtual Christmas Tree Fundraiser is back! 🎄🎅
Will you please join us in decorating our tree? You may put your special message on the tree, a tribute, a memorial, or a shout-out to friends and family. 100% of this fundraiser will be used for the care of the blind, FIV & FeLV+ cats!
Thank you for your love and support!! 😺🐾💙
Check out our special tree here: https://t.co/ocBr4Fqnpm

[Mary G. Bird @marebear333]

@BlueSmi97323806 I started following people on bluesky and this timeline just gets quieter and quieter

[Mary G. Bird @marebear333]

I like popping in here because it's always less actual people and more and more ads...I'm only here for like 2 accounts, this place is a real fucking dump, but it makes me laugh to watch it die.

[Bats Nightly 🇵🇸 @BatsDaily]

just a reminder, i am also on bluesky, so if you're still on twitter only for occasional bats, no need!!

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

before this place becomes truth social lite come find me on blue☁️sky

https://t.co/I5R3VDncEy

[Mary G. Bird @marebear333]

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[Mary G. Bird @marebear333]

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[Mary G. Bird @marebear333]

Gas is cheap, matches are plentiful...have some fun out there.

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

I’ll never forgive anyone who chose an evil criminal and his plans for a dictatorship over a better future for all of us. That is unforgivable and unforgettable.

[Mary G. Bird @marebear333]

@PenSeawood Mother lied, I remember ever struggle and agony to bring my children into this world.

[Mary G. Bird @marebear333]

Wake me up when we riot, do not bother me until then.

[Loudoun Community Cat Coalition @loudouncats]

Alright LCCC Family, it’s Monday afternoon and it’s time to find the last of our orange fruits their forever home!

Still waiting to be picked out of the produce section we have Mr Kumquat and Little Miss Clementine 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

Kumquat is a male orange and white tabby with a little fluff. He is sweet and curious. He is rough and tumble and needs to go home with another sibling or to a home with another young kitty. He seems to adapt well to new environments and meeting new people including kids 10+. He love his sister Clemetine!

Clementine is a female all orange tabby. Fun fact, only 20% of orange tabbies are female.

Clementine is very playful and must go home with a sibling or to a home with another young kitty. She is good buddies with Kumquat. She is more reserved than her brigade members and will need a minute to adapt. She has done well though with meeting new people and older kids would be okay.

Apply to adopt these cuties today!

[David Pakman @dpakman]

RFK being in charge of all things medical is quickly becoming a MAJOR reason not to vote for Trump

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I will legalize recreational marijuana, break down unjust legal barriers, and create opportunities for all Americans to succeed in this new industry.

[Soft Side @SoftSide1]

Adorable adoptable #Halloween-colored kitties Cocoa Bean and Clove at The Feline Rescue Association (Baltimore, MD) wonder if you’ve discovered the cool effect that happens if you like a tweet with a Halloween hashtag in it. No? (Or if want to see it again?) They say go ahead! 1/

[Blind Cat Rescue @BlindCatRescue]

#COTD is Mr. Betty! A local FedEx driver who delivered to us found Mr. Betty on the side of the road! It was winter if he had stayed outside one more night he would've died. He is now living the high life and is our Treat King!

Read more: https://t.co/ul7Eci70Ed

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Corrupt vile billionaire Elon Musk is now openly saying he and orange felon are going to deliberately crash the economy and cause financial chaos and hardship.

Seems like a good time for the DOJ to charge him with treason and cancel his govt contracts, yet it’s being ignored.