Mary

Menace by day, Stage Manager by night (She/Her)

[Mary @marebearlive]

All of my thoughts are intrusive.

[Mary @marebearlive]

“She’ll be Comin’ ‘Round the Mountain” is the theme song for my depressive episodes

[Mary @marebearlive]

If we are being forced to abide by this bulls—t 2-party system, why the heck is Biden’s age the thing really selling people on Trump? I’d but a potato in the Oval if it meant not losing life sustaining liberties and just, like, never hearing Tr*mp speak again…

[Mary @marebearlive]

I’m a woman in 2024’s America: If it ain’t for love, it’s for money

[Mary @marebearlive]

@broadwaydiva101 I had to move quick so no emojis, but Tuesdays are back 🌪️🚨

[Mary @marebearlive]

SHE’S BACK AGAIN TO LET YOU KNOW, ILLINOISANS THAT THIS IS A TEST!!

Yes it is raining, but IL sirens are tested at 10 a.m. on Tuesdays!

This is merely a coincidence! Deep breath!

[Mary @marebearlive]

@guccitwain Well at least it’s 5 and not like 11. I’ll take the small wins

[Mary @marebearlive]

Thank GOD

[Pop Base @PopBase]

SZA confirms she has a brand new album on the way.

[Mary @marebearlive]

If anyone has any hot tips for how to stay awake when my entire body is fighting for me to fall asleep and there’s no available endocrinologist appts until March around here…

Please help

[Mary @marebearlive]

Everyone is posting these cute little Instagram stories about getting coffee and being at farmers markets, and I’m literally still deciding if it’s time to get up or if I should just call it a day

[Mary @marebearlive]

When a straight man doesn’t know peace, an angel gets it’s wings

[Mary @marebearlive]

Can we, as a collective, agree to make sure Mary is awake around 5:30 pm today? My body is SURE not so if y’all could help her out, it would be best for all of us.

[Mary @marebearlive]

I will probably just be in bed all next week. Not even because I don’t want to, I just don’t think I’ll be able to get up

[Mary @marebearlive]

If I layer over another day’s slept in eyeliner, I will surely lose all my eyelashes and my will to live

[Mary @marebearlive]

@broadwaydiva101 One of us has got to thrive, right? The clear skin is coming? The sleep is coming? Eating a nice meal at home is happening any day now?

[Mary @marebearlive]

The breakout happening on my face should be enough to tell you all how I’m doing

[Mary @marebearlive]

@Chilis ♥️ you

[Mary @marebearlive]

I’m literally craving the day where I can get home right after work, Doordash chilis and fall asleep on my couch by 8 pm

[Mary @marebearlive]

We are falling aSLEEP at this desk today

[Mary @marebearlive]

Why did I read this like a quote from The Fault in Our Stars?