mare conrad

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

Goes out to dinner with har and I simply ask him “Har what’s on the agenda” “I’m going to suffer through this meal suffer through the car ride home and then find peace” oh okay

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

IM OFFICIALLY AN AUNT!!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

How do u drop 40 pounds I’m two days asking for a friend

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

@kelliann_van I can’t wait !!!!

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

@sydneyncrawford Same

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

@bbrrriiiix And let’s not forget encore lmao 😂

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

@sydneyncrawford HAHAHAH me 👻👻👻

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

Checking your bank account after a pricy weekend is always best to do it on a Tuesday so it doesn’t make Monday even worse

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

I’m so incredibly grateful for everyone in my life

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

Just help a 84 year old man fill out paperwork and he told me he has ED and proceeded to tell me what it means. Hope everyone is having a blessed day

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

@sydneyncrawford HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

I miss my life from three years ago

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

Today was my Wednesday which means zero fucks are given xoxo mare

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

Be a manger they said it’ll be fun they said lol

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

@bbrrriiiix Did u watch ?!!!!!

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

What I would give to talk to my dad right now

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

April can’t come quick enough

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

@sydneyncrawford Lmao gotta keep it suspenseful

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

MC parties in DC

[mare conrad @MareConrad]

@sydneyncrawford Lmaoooo was tired of drinking in jersey so I went to dc