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[Mowgli @fbgwayno]

He looks like a 5’2 pro clubs character that will drop 4 goals on your head

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

Sleep well, NY.

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

My favorite part about this…..Poch running to celebrate the goal with the boys. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

angle so fuckinnnn mad 😳

[Underdog @Underdog]

There's a duck in a Mexico kit walking around like a human

There’s nothing like the World Cup 😭

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 32 YEARS, IT IS MATCHDAY ON HOME SOIL FOR THE U.S. MEN'S NATIONAL TEAM! 🇺🇸

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

World Cup starts tomorrow! 🏆

[uhhh®️ @matchez18]

Guys Freddy found Buc-ee’s 😂😂

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

This might be the greatest sports week of all time 😳

Monday: NBA Finals G3
Tuesday: Stanley Cup Final G4
Wednesday: NBA Finals G4
Thursday: WC begins + Stanley Cup Final G5
Friday: USA vs. Paraguay
Saturday: NBA Finals G5 + WC action
Sunday: UFC Freedom 250

UNREAL WEEK 🤯

[Denzell @Denzell_Of_NSH]

My feed is 90% US vs UK stadium wars, 5% World Cup talk and then 5% that German guy visiting the US for the first time.

[Louis @HoopsTalk13]

Freddy is single handedly saving America’s PR image worldwide lol

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike

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[MLS Moves @MLSMoves]

I still remember this Jermaine Jones 🇺🇸screamer against Portugal 🇵🇹 like it was yesterday….

I was running around my house screaming at the top of my lungs.

This will always be my favorite USMNT WC goal

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

computa make these guys win a world cup

[uhhh®️ @matchez18]

30 seconds to take a throw in… 3 players touched the ball… ffs Arsenal is awful to watch

[Kisa Ed 🤨 @KisaEd]

They wasted time and then are suprised when their time is up?

[𝑷𝑹𝑶 @ProTottenham]

I promise you, this is the single greatest GIF on the internet today