Mary Isabel

I ain’t first class but I ain’t white trash

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

just saw an add for low-rise AE jeans

we must protect high-rise jeans at all cost ladies!!!!!!!!!

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

today one of the cheerleaders told me tall boots “were my aesthetic” and another said they aren’t in style (rude) but I make them work (ok, sweet)

idc they aren’t in style, they are comfy and great for work!!!!

the best hype squad and always so honest lmao

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

@ChelseaCook804 SAME. lol

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

@ChelseaCook804 I know damn well that house would be out of my tiny budget so that person can chill and not be rude

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

being told you look happy is probably my favorite compliment

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

Sam’s grapes are superior to all

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

@e_buzzzz I’m proud of u buzz

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

if you don’t think your SO is the best thing since sliced bread, what are ya doin

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

@heyyy_larnold @e_buzzzz Hahaha I was gonna say elephants and just KNEW the one reply was gonna be you saying the same thing 🥰🐘

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

I love my job and can honestly say I never dread going to work. BUTTTTTTTT this warmer weather and sunshine has me wanting to be anywhere but sitting inside at a desk 😅

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

why is macon closed on Mondays

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

me - in a happy, healthy, and loving relationship

also me - sings along to “I Hope” by @GabbyBarrett_ like I just had my heart ripped out

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

@LastFlashQueen oof sorry, Twitter logged me out and I didn’t realize it so I wasn’t getting notifications! I got the iPad Air 4th gen. 🤩 it was the middle prices choice and seemed to have the best features for “creating” 😛

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

@LastFlashQueen I just got one and I’m loving it!

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

@savcas It gave what it was suppose to give

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

Sometimes name brands don’t matter and sometimes Juanita puts off brand graham crackers in the honey maid box and it takes approx 2 seconds for me to ask what the heck is going on

… sneaky but not sneaky enough!!!

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

Can someone tell my dog our day does not start at 4:30

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

I feel like pre-school/kindergarten Mary didn’t appreciate that field trip to the pumpkin patch near as much as 25 year old Mary would.

[Mary Isabel @maree_bear]

Zaden - Are you spending the night?
Me - Yes
Z - Where are you going to sleep?
Me - Can I sleep in your bed?
Z - No. you’re too big

Well okay bud