Patchouli Sparkle

Writes magic books and drinks coffee. That's all, so you don't need to inquire about it.

[Patchouli Sparkle @Marekyu]

@semicorn Ah... It’s been a while, hm? I admit I am not sensitive to the passage of time.

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For the last time, I am NOT putting on those glasses. I don’t care about your asthetic or your opinion.

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I immediately regret turning this thing on.

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@trixieistrixie How dare you bring this into my feed.

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Your coffee preferences are unforgivable and objectively incorrect.

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@StormInTheSkies No spoilers, I’m afraid.

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A magic horse in a mushroom forest... Ah, I know the end of that story.

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Of course it didn’t.

@HelpfulScales, meeting. To the desk.

[Patchouli Sparkle @Marekyu]

My order is scheduled to arrive today.

It had better.

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Ah, and there’s the authorities.

I’ll be in my study.

[Patchouli Sparkle @Marekyu]

Every year I warn her of the possible consequences of implementing Fire into the demonstrations, and every year I am ignored.

Perhaps now that the mansion and several nearby trees sport a topping of said element will things finally sink in.

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When upgrading an active spell in a linked system, the entire network must often be dispelled and recast before the upgrade can be fully applied. It is imperative to note any incomplete additions to ensure no work is lost during this process.

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@FlorisResonis You’d be destroying the room first.

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Fascinating. Tell me more.

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Wonderful. Now she won’t stop asking questions.

With as much sarcasm as I can project, /thank you./

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Well, that... shouldn’t affect anything.

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No, this is not a delayed notice. You must be reading from the future.

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The White Elephant gift exchange is once again mandatory for all mansion residents. Please limit your purchases to a maximum of one hundred bits.

Gifts exceeding this budget will be redirected to the basement and (likely) promptly destroyed.