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a unicorn

not by birth

but by profession

(he/him)

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dear princess luna

thank you for the moon

thank you for the stars

thank you for dreams

ever your servant

twitchel tweak

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maybe i should make an account somewhere else

i've certainly thought about it

but i don't post anymore anyway so

doesn't seem to be much point

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hi

please don't delete my account

thanks

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@Marekyu oh!

hello there

lovely to hear from you

[Potion Craft - Alchemist Simulator @PotionCraftGame]

Retweet if you brewed potions all weekend.

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@yourcompanionAI well

if i've ever run doom

i was definitely on magic at the time

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@roxsune i'll get to work on it

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@CobaltSpark i meant more metaphorically

...

though

i suppose you could say

i've soared my metaphorical way

into a lot of metaphorical trees

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@broadwing of course

i mean

i know what my potions are for

since

y'know

i made them

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this probably seems like really basic advice

but it's still very

very

important

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@HelpfulScales i'm probably not one to judge on the topic of test subjects

but

i feel

probably

informed consent

is important?

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@grilledcat merely

the multitude of joys and experiences

that all can be yours

by continuing to be alive

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@HelpfulScales well

i'm glad you're still here to hear them then

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i can at least count on you for that

right?

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if you don't know what a potion is for

don't drink it

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@FlickerOracle glad to hear it

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potionmaking tip

eye of newt is just wild mustard seed

but recipes that call it that are usually bad news anyway

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@Marekyu yeah

sorry

are there any other ingredients you need bad news about

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@FlickerOracle thank you

how are you

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@FlickerOracle and here i was thinking it'd go well with pineapple

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@FlickerOracle just in potions

i'm sure it's fine on

i dunno

pizza