Mary Carr

Speech Language Pathologist • Nashville, TN • Sometimes drinks more coffee than water

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

One thing I didn’t expect from being an adult is how often my friends would call me before 8 AM.

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

This time last year @marissaweiching and I randomly watched a documentary about pandemics. So. Happy pandemic anniversary, Marissa. ❤️

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

@beverettelle I can’t believe this is real

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

I knew 2020 was not my year from the first second when I tried to kiss a stranger but he was too into the confetti drop. So no. None of this has surprised me.

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

@macyfouse Omg. I’m floored. Also how am I just now seeing this commercial/why isn’t it getting the attention it deserves

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

@StuffCCLikes I 100% was given this or something very similar in my Christian counseling class at the Christian university I attended. It was a part of my textbook. 😳

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

I caught myself about to say “Well, I’m kind of cold, so I think I’m gonna go” when trying to get off the phone with someone yesterday.

[Peyton Anderson @SquaredStoic]

School is NOT closed for the year. The building is. If you listen closely you can hear the hum of hard working teachers, administrators, and support staff preparing to save the day in ways and means never seen before. Yes, we are brokenhearted, but these broken hearts will lead

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

Nothing makes you want to stay calm with this coronavirus situation, like when your student comes to school in a gas mask.

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

@DJackOnTrack

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

@HeartofaCurator Probably depends on the context.

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

@mwgacuff Oh my gosh. #acuffingseason That’s so good.

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

@mwgacuff

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

My biggest problem with going to my hometown doctor is the fear that I’ll be weighed by my best friend’s cousin or my crush from college or the mom I babysit for.

[Brooke Kehl @bkehl1]

Spooky SZN + Cuffin’ SZN = Ghostin’ SZN

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

Today I woke up to 4 messages from my boss. Turns out she was just sending me my horoscope.

[Mary Carr @maremare44]

Can you believe there was a time when it was ok to ask someone to rub sunscreen on your body?