ellie phant

Middle-aged equestrian blogger telling it like it is in a horsey magazine for women who are old enough to swear. Mare-o-pausal and Proud.

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

Flies! Aargh! They taste-test me with their feet then vomit on me to feast on my arm skin. Not your food!
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[ellie phant @mareopausal]

J'ai besoin de parler à un humain pas à un robot. Vos téléphones sont toujours occupés. S'il vous plaît aider. La livraison est une livraison de nourriture via Chronofresh et je n'ai plus de nourriture et un bras cassé donc je ne peux pas conduire. Aidez-moi, s'il vous plaît!!

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@ChronopostSAV La livraison a échoué le troisième jour consécutif. J'ai donné des instructions claires sur la façon d'arriver à mon adresse dans le petit champ de données autorisé sur votre site Web. J'ai essayé de donner des instructions au chauffeur lorsqu'il téléphone.

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

@GOlsonWriter Me! Me! Me! 🤣

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

Things cat owners shout before they realise it sounds dodgy #1 - "How many half-corpses are rotting away behind the wardrobe now?"

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

I have discovered #Wolfblood. I might be 54 but kids' programmes rock!! 😁

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

I had the pleasure of interviewing author and #ridingcoach Krystal Kelly about her #newbook which you can buy here https://t.co/oC1FM6WnEQ
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[ellie phant @mareopausal]

Things cat owners shout before they realise it sounds dodgy #1 - "How many half-corpses are rotting away behind the wardrobe now?"

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

@GOlsonWriter hahahaha! No! As in Merry-go-round! He has a pole sticking out of him

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

@GOlsonWriter Is he a Carousel Sheep? 😇😅

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

@TheNetEditor @BBCNews @BBCScotland @SkyNews Has there been a mention yet? Perhaps there is a sinister reason only Masons know about 😎

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

@TheNetEditor @NickVent4 😂🤣

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

@TheNetEditor @NoContextBrits @AndyTelferLegge They are probably made to use a vault mount where you spring up and throw one leg over. I could do it when I was younger. This poor sod is probably new. A lot of military riders never rode before they joined up. But I am only theorising here.

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@TheNetEditor @NickVent4 🤣😂🤣 you have his name. Chase him down and get him told. 😁

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@TheNetEditor 🤣

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@TheNetEditor @NickVent4 Stalker? 😁

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

@GOlsonWriter @Smerrillbooks It was ❤️ We will have to do another one. A follow-up now you are famous 😁

[ellie phant @mareopausal]

@Smerrillbooks @GOlsonWriter Excellent! Thank you. I will read your book and then will get in contact via PM.