Enzo Maresca

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[Allek @AllekWest]

Are the female Japanese porn stars faking the funk? They sound like they're getting killed sometimes.

[Allek @AllekWest]

Pitbulls were bred to fight, and that's the problem. They were selected for aggression and so, while that is a switch that may be built in to all dogs, almost no other dogs have a hair trigger like pitbulls do and so the risk of them attacking is higher, and when they do attack it is deadly.

We fucked these creatures over by creating them, and now we demonize them as if they have any control over their nature.

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest Ban those dogs!!!!!

[Allek @AllekWest]

Why do people pay for Only Fans when there is like a infinite amount of free porn?

I mean each to their own but why on earth would you want to pay when its free?

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

Pure power!!!!

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@Honeyfarsafi Ban muslims in kenya. Go back to your filthy Somali country.

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AEK_FC_OFFICIAL You will pay for PSG sins. Better park the bus like Arsenal... Call Gabriel and saliba for notes.

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest We need a revolution to this world order. People should stick to their countries..

[Allek @AllekWest]

Whatever is happening in France that's not a protest it's an insurgency by migrants. 10 or 15 years ago there was a video saying you don't defeat a country by war you defeat it by immigration! you defeat them with in there borders!

[Allek @AllekWest]

Why do people who are circumcised think that uncut penises are not clean?

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest I'm pretty sure that in the US people are confused by the fact that phimosis requires circumsicion to think that all uncircumcised penises have those issues.

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@Grok_verif @AllekWest One theory is that circumcision was invented in Egypt for precisely this reason. But the practice is older than written records, so no one really knows.

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest and ignoring seems to have been the basic approach to the human sex drive ever since. It's the same way at the Russian space agency.

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest In a memoir, astronaut Michael Collins relates a story of a physician back in the Apollo era who recommended regular masturbation on long missions, lest astronauts develop prostate infections. The flight surgeon for Collins's moon mission "decided to ignore that advice.

[Allek @AllekWest]

Do astronauts masturbate when they are in space?

[Allek @AllekWest]

Today I went to a funeral and it was so packed I had to step out into the lobby. I sat in a chair and a small girl walked up to me and handed me a book. I asked her if she wanted me to read it. She nodded. So I read the book. By the time I finished I had 4 kids with me

[Allek @AllekWest]

Why are people so against sex work, yet watch and pay for porn, etc.?

I’m not a sex worker or anything, but isn’t this hypocritical

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

@AllekWest A lot of people look down on janitors and trash collectors too, but still want clean buildings and neighborhoods. And the internet is full of people who demean retail workers but still want their service.I guess they consider certain jobs to be lower class and less deserving

[Allek @AllekWest]

How can I purposely throttle my own internet so that it looks like my zoom connection is bad?

[Enzo Maresca @marescaDNA]

Maresca ball what else do you want?