there are thousands of dudes with names like "paul aquarium" on bandcamp that make lo-fi pop music with casios and your friends will love every single one of them
I had one of these as a kid. Fucking terrifying.
I remember my parents kept the cage in the basement.
One night, I asked my parents if I could open the door to the cage, just for a little while.
"No," they said. "You're staying in there til the morning!"