Telling me beer is liquid bread like it’s a bad thing, bread in a can brother pour me a slice, bring over the peanut butter. let’s drop a toaster into the bathtub I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that out loud. No I’m fine, really. Also here are my most cherished items
As well as being a genuine sweetheart, I am also often a difficult, volatile and neurotic woman. And that's ok. This is actually very endearing to the right person