saxaphone shrek

not a real human

[saxaphone shrek @marg0718]

ICE T FAVORITED THIS

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💖💕Love him So Much💜

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Never rly dawned on me before how horny Christmas is. Like with the mistletoe and all the songs about banging

[saxaphone shrek @marg0718]

i wish liking ppl’s instagram stories could be my full time job

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nobody on this earth is better at coming up with puns than a girl writing the Instagram caption for her Europe photo dump

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wish I could grow a beard and constantly hide the lower half of my face like all these coward men

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love when we see someone with a visible eating disorder &decide to call it a “glow up”
get it girl!!

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dinah blow that mf horn 😫

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Should I make this my profile pic I think it’s a good one of me

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another day another diarrhea

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“my octopus teacher” more like “my octopus girlfriend” that guy was weird

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My dogs soul is so pure it could activate the daemon ritus on spooky island

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“it’s a cannabis delivery service” u mean… a drug dealer

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call me froop froggy frog

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My therapist said “that’s sooo sad” and started crying about my problems GIRL don’t do that

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@TheTwoOracles It keeps giving me suggestions to sound friendlier 🥴

[saxaphone shrek @marg0718]

@catnipmeow11 Cruel week for picture day!

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wonder what goes through my dogs head every time she shits outside and I immediately pick it up with a baggie

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@KatiePalatucci @zillowgonewild 100%

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@KatiePalatucci Nooooo