Maggie Murphy

I should probably try to get my shit together.

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Mountain tops, deadly ice shelves, sunburns, coffee, yurts, and so much laughter. I couldn't ask for a better vacation or vacation partner, schneamb. Till next time, Idaho. (But also… https://t.co/KAll8F2KDZ

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

2 blocks? No prob.

Thanks the.raddest.abbey and @chloekayne for keeping me motivated to work my splits even when I don't want to.
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#splits #splitsprogress #oversplits #flexibility #yoga #yogi… https://t.co/qgsvumg2Xt

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Pink and green be lookin pretty cute together. Lookin like Cosmo and Wanda. Pumped for an EC weekend with this babe and @hiddenstereo

#Repost thegrngoddess
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The Pole Barn

💚💕💚💕 #thepolebarn… https://t.co/Zu7Cp0JjZA

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Shout out to hazmat.circus at dragonslairperformingarts for getting me into my first ever drop! She may not be pretty yet, but now I can do it!

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#aerialsilks #aerialpractice #drop #dropitlikeitshot… https://t.co/k9nDFM8jre

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Guy in the office told me "happy Friday" with finger guns and I think I rolled my eyes so hard that I blacked out for a bit.

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

how about a hall and oates cover band called hall ‘n ass and they just play the songs really fast

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Today I comfortably got into my front splits and the.raddest.abbey wanted me to try it with a block but I was too scared... Well, I tried it when I got home, and damn I'm close!
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#splits #progress… https://t.co/RpnCJYSeax

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Long hair don't care.
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#poledancing #dollhouse #hairflips #longhair #feelingmyself #sexypole101 @ Dollhouse Pole Dance Minneapolis https://t.co/KTkpbNlG4a

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

I love when I get to hang out with my bestie.
dragonslairperformingarts
#aerialsilks #aerial #bestfriends #hangingout @ Dragons Lair Performing Arts https://t.co/fUOCrSspez

[James Cosgrove 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @MrJamesCosgrove]

Dec 24: Christmas Eve
Dec 25: Christmas Day
Dec 26: Boxing Day
Dec 27-30: Every day feels like a Sunday, proof that time is a social construct
Dec 31: New Year's Eve
Jan 1: New Year's Day
Jan 2: Reality hits

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

This podcast is so amazing!

[This Podcast Will Kill You @tpwky]

NEW EPISODE ALERT! Today we dive into the strange but true story of the dancing plague of 1518. What could have led to this contagious dance that infected hundreds and killed many? Join us as we attempt to answer that question.

The Dancing Mania by Hondius. Wellcome Images

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Me, an introvert with overwhelming insecurities, self-hate, and lack of any confidence who never reaches out to friends: why does nobody like me?

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Welcome to grandma and Grandpa's house where we have a TV on and a radio playing in the next room with everyone talking over both. #HappyThanksgiving

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Found a few gray hairs.

#avedastudent #newcolor #grayhair @ Aveda Institute Minneapolis https://t.co/ZarBBiuHnW

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Had a blast last Friday with my sister @thedollop live show in Madison! We got to meet @reynoldsgareth and @daveanthony after the show and they were the nicest guys! Except when Gareth tried to steal my… https://t.co/s0R6fCKK1c

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Wonder Woman: "OMG Catwoman, I love your bodysuit!"
Catwoman: "Thanks it has POCKETS!"

[Maggie Murphy @margamurph]

Ok, but are you really 100% that bitch?

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The delivery here makes this even funnier

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

My 2 yr old daughter’s reaction to seeing the Hulk go bananas for the first time 😂

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

boomer: stop renting and just buy a house
millennial: your asking price is too high
b: so stop spending money on avocado toast
mill: ok we’ll save more
b: stop saving you’re ruining the economy
mill: ...
b: did you know we did Woodstock