Morgan Thomas

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

Call me crazy but zero is my favorite number bc everything has to start from nothing to become something..it's deep when u think about it

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

Section 22 #goduke

[The Fantasy Tweet @thefantasytwts]

Us finishing #TheBachelor but now also intrigued by #TheHustler

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

I've noticed every show has an Emmy Campaign apart from mine, so this tweet should sort that out. Vote for #AfterLife you fucking idiots. Please RT this to 1 billion Twitter accounts. Bound to reach a couple of Emmy Members. Cheers.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Leslie Knope wants to let you in on a secret... On April 30, #ParksAndRec is returning to NBC for “A Parks and Recreation Special”. Our workplace proximity associates, along with our neighbors at @StateFarm, are raising money for @FeedingAmerica. Join us! https://t.co/YuyWBTYmrH

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

“Check my likes on canvas discussion board” @meggfrankk

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

Why does my cat have more human friends than I do

[Alx James @AlxJames10]

My Quarantine Anthem...

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

https://t.co/pDM403h7RW

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

Things to do today:
1. fix WiFi
2. File for unemployment
3. Zoom professor

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

So my question is why isn’t Wite-Out being sold out instead of toilet paper bc my planner is fukkkkkddd up

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

Also what will I do with my points I’ve been earning and the pumpkin bars from the bakery and the smoothies and the hot bar

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

So many reasons why I’m sad @EarthFare is closing but the thought of not being able to have their guacamole anymore is very depressing

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

If my life ever becomes interesting enough to make a documentary I’m putting as many scenes of my cat in it as Taylor Swift did

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

Don’t trust a girl who curls their hair before a pool party #TheBachelor #mybachelornightistuesday

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

@sydsut13 Same

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

“#” is the first category I got something right tonight on Jeopardy #youtoo?

[Morgan Thomas @margan318]

I thought a paper due next week had to be 10 pages but then I read the rubric again and it only has to be 5!!!! #readthedirections #readitagain #itmightjustsaveyou

[Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_]

📷: @lizabing