Lil Burger King

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[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

Y’all ever order 12 (already too many) lil burgers and then they give you 36 extra lil burgers instead of the coke you asked for?

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

No yea for sure I think yall fucked up

[Spaceflight Now @SpaceflightNow]

Here's our video of the explosion at Launch Complex 36. It happened about 9 pm ET (0100 UTC) as Blue Origin was beginning a static fire test of its New Glenn rocket.

Watch live views: https://t.co/tm2wZQmAVD

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

Being alive for only 10 seconds before you decide to flex your shit is so cool. Chameleons stock is up rn

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

Baby chameleon changing color for the first time immediately after hatching.

[Hey Arnoldo Montaño @spotgabbiani]

En estas fechas no debemos olvidar que Gabumon murió por nuestros pecados

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo wants your child to die in war.

[Variety @Variety]

Rob Schneider says the United States “must restore the military draft for our nation’s young people” amid the ongoing war with Iran:

“Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost.”
https://t.co/v3PTGHppDD

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

THEY’RE TURNING THE CRABS THEY

[Space and Technology @spaceandtech_]

🚨 Scientists in India discover a rare crab that is half male, half female.

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

bro just started reading the bible and got hyped that he's in it

[Deablo fan account @DeferredWalkOn]

"Canada"

- Men lost in OT to USA 🏒
- Women lost in OT to USA 🏒
- Zero SEC championships

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

remember that time when guys were dipping their balls into soy sauce?

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

Band of horses is cool but they are just normal men

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Don’t let the name of the band The Eagles fool you. All the members are human beings.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

In all seriousness, this shit is lowkey moving and really makes you get lost in the artistry of “Hello”. Adele’s pen was really working 😮‍💨 shout out to the yoga ball homies too

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

Brooklyn is like real Halloweentown but they can do crimes on you there now. Every day is a nightmare. A ghoul took my bagel this morning

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

The problem with evil Halloween decorations is that they are real, they summon real monsters, they bring forth real beings. It’s not a game. Festivities matter.

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

@birdock423 You look in the mirror everyday and see a mix between a potato and an infected thumb. Your warped perspective on attractiveness has no merit here.

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

@birdock423

[🇩🇴 @gabrielsmindset]

slimed out in Utah my nigga you had home court advantage

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

well guess he lost the debate

[Lil Burger King @marganwhite]

why would you say “web3” to me like I wasn’t once a child? Do not say such evil things to someone that was once a child