Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus

alpha female, lunatique

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

When I successfully help my coworker with an excel issue

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

them: what do you do for work?

me: accounting

them: oh cool cool 😴

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

I’m just now realizing Ryan gosling and Ryan reynolds are two different people

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

what I would give to play in the snow with doja

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

auditor: hello!

client:

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

Was not prepared to watch this and have it be the funniest thing I’ve seen all month

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The Otamatone is an electronic musical toy developed in Japan known for its unique design resembling an eighth note, accompanied by an endearing animated mouth

Listen to the sound of creativity
https://t.co/FFN56vPFZK

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

@notsigne_ Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

Mark my words I will walk down the aisle to this one day

[Hara @Harajukiiiiii]

Nicki minaj’s Pink Friday instrumentals: A Thread

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

@TarotByBronx Anxiety supplements (if you don’t have a prescription) including L theanine and GABA. Also exercise. Picking something to clean

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

@ana_bizkit @hairpineater This video reminds me of 9 year old catholic Maria who loved Britney Spears then when I saw her on stage in a bra and underwear I was so horrified with the unholiness of it I cracked my Britney Spears CD in half and threw it in the trash

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

hey chatgpt, define a “hot girl summer”

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

Nah. This is why women continue to be with abusers. They don’t know. We look out for and warn women - if you don’t want to be exposed for acting shitty, don’t act shitty

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

It’s gross to post your ex’s private texts unless you have a really solid reason to do so—& this holds true even if your ex was a thin-skinned, manipulative weasel. That used to be a given, but it clearly isn’t anymore

[Mrs. Bankroll @SouthSideHer0]

Me when i accidentally homie hop

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

Just bawling on this Sunday morning

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here are the Top 5 Dogs OF THE YEAR SO FAR!

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

I’m obsessed I need to know what she saw. I wanna believe she wasn’t on drugs and she found a real shapeshifter. WHERES HER INTERVIEW?! WHO IS THE MAN IN THE GREEN HOODIE

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

i believe her

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

@ana_bizkit @theemilygwen I’m second grade all my friends had crushes so I just picked a random guy in class and he was my crush until 6th grade. For like no reason

[Maria Garbonzo Hibiscus @margarbonzo]

I lose all sense of dignity when popcorn or prosciutto is involved